Intimacy: Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his...

By dadisgoatboy - 11/06/2011 06:37 - Switzerland

Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2016 15:27 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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By oopsydaddy - 14/08/2018 06:00

Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML

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Red Right Hand

By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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By thats what my ipod is for - 26/04/2013 17:34 - United States

Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML

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Scarred a generation

By nbj10 - 31/05/2013 22:42 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, my dad went snooping on my laptop, and saw that I'd recently looked up 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It was out of morbid curiosity, but he thinks I'm into "satanic porn", and confiscated every electronic device I own. Now I have to sneak to the library just to check my emails. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 00:31 - United States

Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML

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Nooooo!

By Anonymous - 27/03/2015 20:28 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML

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dave04045 1

Saturday 11 June 2011 15:55

She caught him watching Fox News...

Miss_Michaela 10

Saturday 11 June 2011 15:54

What she doesn't realise is that your Dad was actually playing poker, and the 'vile smut' were pop-ups.

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thecovert 7

Saturday 11 June 2011 18:06

Show him how to browse privately. Problem solved.

bullrider92 19

Saturday 11 June 2011 18:23

should have told him you had to show your mom how too.and her smut was better

Soloman212 28

Saturday 11 June 2011 19:48

Boner, I've always wondered; what kind of tortoise is it you have in your pic?

jbeach91 3

Saturday 11 June 2011 20:11

if youre a good wife and **** like you should then it shouldnt be a problem. she should just put out.

ussr 1

Saturday 11 June 2011 20:59

how old Is the mom to use shakesphereian language sorry for spelling errors

stallion2521 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 21:28

go to Internet options and clear history

xo_kat_xo 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 23:18

vile smut?

jonnythedevil 4

Saturday 11 June 2011 23:55

ah that's funny! bit of a Lad, your dad is

whatwhyhoo 10

Sunday 12 June 2011 0:01

Looking at **** is pretty normal for guys. Why was your mother snooping? Your Mom sounds pretty ...

perdix 29

Sunday 12 June 2011 0:09

While looking at vile smut can be great, sometimes a steady diet of it can be a bit much. Art **** makes a nice contrast -- I find it lifts my spirit so I don't feel like a total Weiner.