By Anonymous - 23/05/2015 07:03 - United States - Tampa

Today, my dad came to my 8-year-old daughter's birthday party wearing a shirt that said "Small penis, huge dick." FML
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player20270 32

I imagine your daughter won't enjoy the pictures from her birthday party, when she gets the real meaning of the shirt's phrase.

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JohnTheDonJuan 11

Did everyone suddenly lose the ability to laugh? Yeah it was a little inappropriate but all the best jokes are.

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Smooth_Criminal 24

it is funny, but the last thing you want at a birthday party is a bunch of pissed off parents.

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8313girl 28

@23, Its a kid's birthday party! I'm just gonna assume you don't get invited to a lot of parties that involve small children. I'm not a mom and it'll be a long time before I want to become one and I definitely have a dark sense of humor but you gotta know the appropriate things to do and wear around kids.

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RedPillSucks 31

damn. are you the kind of guy that wears shirts with a left pointing arrow and a phrase like "my future rape victim" to a kids party too? I mean, there's always some psycho that thinks it's funny.

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hoosiergirl94 31

At least he's honest

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ally8 21

Inappropriate. What a douche bag

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worldclassrager 39

Did you take him to the side to ask if he could turn it inside out?

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vikky538 28

At Least the quote on t shirt is right. Your dad is a huge dick.

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Micr0_fml 19

OP, that sucks! It is probably true though.

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