By Une Fille - 18/12/2011 05:18 - Canada

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Today, my dad came to pick me up early for the Christmas break. He walked in on me cleaning all 19 of my sex toys. That's more than one sex toy per year that I've lived. I now have to face a 7-hour drive from Montreal to Toronto with him. FML
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perdix 29

Algebra fail! The problem is stated as an inequality. (Number of sex toys) > 1 x age Therefore, the OP must be 18 or younger.

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rainshower7 0

Wow... There's a little bit of fyl and ydi in this

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afgzz 2

It's actually a 5 and half hour drive if your driving a 100km per hour. Did your dad drive like 60km on the highway? Lmao

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JBM3292 19

Why the he do you have 10 sex toys.

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deadlydecoy17 8

Clean with you're mouth when you're finished using em.. Job done.. And 19? Congrats, wish i was female, 19 would be my travel case

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Guru_Gal 12

desireev - I think Vamphyre73 was calling you ignorant because you are assuming that everyone follows the law and that just because it's illegal it doesn't happen. P.S.: Saying something is illegal even if it happens doesn't make you right and Vamphyre73 wrong.

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Guru_Gal 12

P.P.S.: For an 'adult' you seem very immature in your arguments, assuming that someone isn't mature because they say something that you ARE being ignorant about and the fact that you're telling someone to grow up. Three words: get - a - life. Then you'll be taken seriously.

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Guru_Gal 12

It seems I looked at the wrong username by mistake. I meant EvilLilCupcake and not Vamphyre73 (both awesome names) but I admit my mistake (like an adult) and blame my phone (as everyone does ;) ).

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