By Une Fille - 18/12/2011 05:18 - Canada

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Today, my dad came to pick me up early for the Christmas break. He walked in on me cleaning all 19 of my sex toys. That's more than one sex toy per year that I've lived. I now have to face a 7-hour drive from Montreal to Toronto with him. FML
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perdix 29

Algebra fail! The problem is stated as an inequality. (Number of sex toys) > 1 x age Therefore, the OP must be 18 or younger.

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hellonyancat 6

Why do all 19 need cleaning at once? That seems a bit much. I think you probably deserve this for cleaning them in a place where people can just walk in.

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OsirisFaction_fml 5

For real...why so many? I assume your in college. With a full class load how often would you even get to use those? Do your sex toys have their own suitcase?

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ChineseCookie 0

That's not even awkward laugh it off you must have a shit relationship if u can't laugh that off my parents walked in on me watching **** hours before our holiday and it wasn't awkward if he respects you he will laugh it off make some dad jokes u know?---ChineseCookie

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Comment didn't post. Just because it's not awkward for your family doesn't mean everyone else's experience is going to be the same. You should know some parents are more strict than others.

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ChineseCookie 0

Lol seriously? I got grounded and my laptop taken off me I'm just saying like that was it maybe she could of gotten in trouble but she's 19 but regardless they don't need to make a song and dance bout it just forget and move on

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docscientist 9

Why do you sign your post when it already states who authored it? It's like you're trying to make it sound like a quote for the ages.

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desireev 17

You getting grounded and getting your precious laptop taken away is ALOT different than suffering humiliation of your dad walking in on your assortment of battery operated sex partners. I think that there's a time and a place for everything and she shoulda chose a different time. But your little scenario is very different than OP's.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Alot is not a word.

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monkeysinatree 6

Have you ever heard of such a thing called a full stop? Reading your post hurts my head

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jobsman99 0

Maybe there were 19 men there with full erections and she was cleaning their sex toys. Now that would be awkward. The final bukkake before the Holiday break.

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soccerbabe92 0

That's awful! It could've been worse though. At least he didn't walk in on you using them. P.S. lock the door next time! : )

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RedPillSucks 31

Using all of them at once!

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jellyD 1

Girls just to have fun.... Did you play your Cindi Lauper tunes on the way home?

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Metteris 0

Well, you actually have more than one hole... Anyway, sometimes you want different sizes or shapes, so there's plenty of reason to have more than one.

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Logomog 14

there exist more than just one kind of sex toy, ya know..

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SwtCherryPie 26

Theres so many different kinds its hard to pick just one and say that is the end all be all of ******. Maybe you want one that vibrates and one that doesnt... a small one and a bigger one... different material used to make them (glass, plastic, or the one that feels like flesh). Also its not like you can try them out before you use them. You buy one and dont like it so you buy another that you think youll like, you cant just return something like that. Although 19 seems pretty excessive but having 4-5 isnt unreasonable.

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