Miscellaneous: Today, my dad decided that campground bathrooms are disgusting...

By ew - 15/09/2015 16:33 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my dad decided that campground bathrooms are disgusting and that on our upcoming camping trip, we'll have to keep a bucket of cat litter in our tent in case we want to go to the bathroom. FML

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By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2015 22:17 - United States

Today, even after recovering and being able to walk again, my dad keeps peeing in a bucket by his bed. He sees nothing wrong with this, even though it smells. FML

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Close quarters

By aunty_social - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I took my 5-year-old nephew camping. I was about to take him to the outhouse for a bathroom break when he flung the door of the camper open and shouted at the top of his lungs to the entire campground, "We are going to poop now!" FML

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Extreme measures

By Anonymous - 07/08/2022 06:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML

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SHAME!

By Poowee - 18/09/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML

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Batshit soup

By Anonymous - 22/06/2023 12:00 - United States - St. Petersburg

Today, I was doing laundry and realized that my father had left dirty underwear soaking in a bucket outside for the last two weeks. I informed him that they needed to be thrown out, and they smelled like sewage. It's been over 95 degrees outside lately here. He then yelled and sweared at me. FML

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Nature calls

By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 16:00

Today, I had to use a drop hole toilet while camping. The smell will haunt me for the rest of my life. FML

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By shewhopoopsinlitterboxes - 25/07/2014 15:54 - United States - Downingtown

Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML

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Creature comforts

By Anonymous - 22/10/2023 22:00 - Germany

Today, while my man raves about that one time he went hiking with his brother, without even a sleeping bag, spending the night under piles of dry leaves, now that we are looking for a small camper van, he insists it must have a toilet, kitchen, and indoor shower. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I learned that if I don't clean out the litter box everyday, my cat will resort to shitting in the laundry basket. FML

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mkmon7 21

Wednesday 16 September 2015 1:06

And that's better....?

haileyrows 26

Wednesday 16 September 2015 1:10

When camping, litter is bad. Whether you're dropping it or ******** in it. It's just bad.

Comments

aura07 7

Wednesday 16 September 2015 4:20

Dad joke?

trucker2 33

Wednesday 16 September 2015 4:27

Does a Bear shit in the woods.....next time 4 star hotel

Lalala579121 27

Wednesday 16 September 2015 5:04

But that's not camping. Hotels are for wusses.

trucker2 33

Wednesday 16 September 2015 21:43

Then I'm right at the top of the wuss line

tjw1616 21

Wednesday 16 September 2015 4:55

Haha because cat litter is much less disgusting? It would make more sense to hardcore coat the toilet with tissue paper & bring some hand soap

Huodang2 6

Wednesday 16 September 2015 5:00

Cat litter? Why not go straight for diaper? I feel you op

Lalala579121 27

Wednesday 16 September 2015 5:01

OP, tell your dad that he's lucky there are bathrooms to begin with. Or just go the whole way of camping out in the wilderness, and carry your own tent, sleeping bag, clothes, food (dehydrated of course), hang a bear bag every night, never go anywhere alone, disinfect all your water before you drink it, and showering or shaving? Yep, forget about those, you won't even be allowed to bring scented hand sanitizer or deodorant.