Miscellaneous: Today, my dad decided that campground bathrooms are disgusting...

By ew - 15/09/2015 16:33 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my dad decided that campground bathrooms are disgusting and that on our upcoming camping trip, we'll have to keep a bucket of cat litter in our tent in case we want to go to the bathroom. FML

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By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2015 22:17 - United States

Today, even after recovering and being able to walk again, my dad keeps peeing in a bucket by his bed. He sees nothing wrong with this, even though it smells. FML

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Close quarters

By aunty_social - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I took my 5-year-old nephew camping. I was about to take him to the outhouse for a bathroom break when he flung the door of the camper open and shouted at the top of his lungs to the entire campground, "We are going to poop now!" FML

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Extreme measures

By Anonymous - 07/08/2022 06:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML

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SHAME!

By Poowee - 18/09/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML

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Batshit soup

By Anonymous - 22/06/2023 12:00 - United States - St. Petersburg

Today, I was doing laundry and realized that my father had left dirty underwear soaking in a bucket outside for the last two weeks. I informed him that they needed to be thrown out, and they smelled like sewage. It's been over 95 degrees outside lately here. He then yelled and sweared at me. FML

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Nature calls

By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 16:00

Today, I had to use a drop hole toilet while camping. The smell will haunt me for the rest of my life. FML

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By shewhopoopsinlitterboxes - 25/07/2014 15:54 - United States - Downingtown

Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML

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Creature comforts

By Anonymous - 22/10/2023 22:00 - Germany

Today, while my man raves about that one time he went hiking with his brother, without even a sleeping bag, spending the night under piles of dry leaves, now that we are looking for a small camper van, he insists it must have a toilet, kitchen, and indoor shower. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I learned that if I don't clean out the litter box everyday, my cat will resort to shitting in the laundry basket. FML

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mkmon7 21

Wednesday 16 September 2015 1:06

And that's better....?

haileyrows 26

Wednesday 16 September 2015 1:10

When camping, litter is bad. Whether you're dropping it or ******** in it. It's just bad.

Comments

dyscomonkee 12

Wednesday 16 September 2015 6:21

Don't go camping with him.... That's so ratchet!!!

sighlifeman 12

Wednesday 16 September 2015 6:41

dad sounds like hes used to jail life

BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Wednesday 16 September 2015 7:03

Haha your dad is trolling you guys.

bapbap_fml 15

Wednesday 16 September 2015 7:12

Either those are some super nasty bathrooms or your dad is insane. Or both. I suspect both.

SookyLala 13

Wednesday 16 September 2015 7:42

honestly. he isnt wrong, the diseases and bacteria on thise toilets is messed up. but rather then cat litter.. why not invest in one of those dmall toilets where you dig a hole and put that over

AndyPurdy 31

Wednesday 16 September 2015 7:47

Ew I wouldn't go if I were you

live2loveurself 11

Wednesday 16 September 2015 7:48

Cat litter is only meant to keep odours of CAT feces to a minimum, it won't do anything for human feces

corky1992 33

Wednesday 16 September 2015 8:13

Um pretty sure that's more disgusting than a camp ground bathroom would be

ILikeKoalas 24

Wednesday 16 September 2015 10:00

I'd say no? He can use a cat litter tray if he wants, you don't have to ?

Shade1982 20

Wednesday 16 September 2015 10:12

Having seen quite a few campground bathrooms I can safely say the litter bucket will be cleaner in close to all cases. Campground bathrooms are insanely disgusting...