By dominator152 - 11/06/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my dad decided that my diploma makes a good pen-tester. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 113
You deserved it 3 839

Same thing different taste

Comments

lonesomeXheartbr 0

it's just a diploma. it's hot; I can't sleep ):

awh you don't need a silly diploma. all you need is weed

You know you can put your weed in a diploma? Just sayin'.

honestly I know nothing about weed, so no. how is that possible?

boredatwork11 2

Well you see what you do is you put tiny traces of weed onto it, or just roll the weed up in it. My alcoholic dad taught me how to do it when I graduated preschool.

oh my. that's genius. what did he teach you after middle school?

After middlescho he kicked me out so now I live with a troll in a cave and all he says is fàlso y madicon!! omg it sucks!! D: But I did learn from experiance that you can put tour weed ANYWHERE!!

Awesome! :D Thank you for enlightening me.

You're very welcome!! You look absolutely gorgeous in that pic. 

Why thank you! You're extremely fetching as well. :)

~takes a bow~ Why thank you, kind lass. :D

Of course, nobleman. ;D Haha the only reason I'm talking like this is because we're reading Shakespeare in class

Lol yay Shakespeare!! What play are you guys reading? I love Macbeth!!

Romeo & Juliet :) Our teacher is making us watch the Leonardo DiCaprio version haaa

LexaDear 0

we watched it in our class, loved it.

That is a pretty good remake lol. The actor that plays marcucio(sp?) is pretty hilarious! He is also my favorite character is Romeo and Juliet.

It's so funny! Mercutio is pretty bomb, kinnnna sucks that the whole black guy dies first thing happens haha. I

Lol yeah black people are death prone in movies. It is pretty sad! And it sucks how Marcucio dies D:.

I know right :/ He's in a good place though. :D I want to read Hamlet!

Lol yes a much better place! I've never read Hamlet lol I heard it was pretty good.

God i hated reading that play and watching the leonardo one. the movie didnt fit the way it was intended by shakespeare and it was all weird for me. that's just my opinion though.

Well your opinion sucks!!! jk  I didn't think that play was that bad, the remake was pretty good. Maybe you don't like Shakespeare that much? I wish I can talk like spakespearing times xD.

The only thing I really like is the writing style. The story itself pisses me off cause it's a bunch of dead people x( And Romeo is a fruit...

Maybe you should read Macbeth xD there is tons more people that die! And I would kill to have a gf that spoke like that! That would be pretty sexy IMHO!

~pats #225's back~ It is ok to each his own. I find Shakespeare's work alil repetitive at times lol. He was obessed with people dying that sick bastard!

Haha I'll not knot thou mind with speech of speeches' bane. ;D

I'm sure Shakespeare hopped on the crack e'ery now & then

Lol even though I didn't know what you meant that was pretty sexy! But now I bid thy farewell! And good morrow! I shall cone back in a fortnight! And other crazy medieval time sayings! 

calovembs 4

Leonardo Dicaprio is a sexy man

twelfth night is a pretty good play by Shakespeare!! :)

Princess_Zelda 0

you should've framed it or something.

first thing I did when I got mine was go frame it. ydi for leaving it around.

vickybaby_fml 0

I would have punched him in the eye lol

wipe his ass. test ur fist on his face.

lol! that's kinda sad, but if it was your college diploma now THERE'S an FML

gusgus36 5

it's prolly just a high school diploma.. big deal.. mine is still like sitting in a drawer.. who cares.. but I guess the FML is that the dad thinks so little of the diploma, not just the actual pen marks