Miscellaneous: Today, my dad had a go at me because he thought I was embarrassed...

By nerdwithagun - 24/12/2010 07:15 - United States

Today, my dad had a go at me because he thought I was embarrassed by him and that was why I never invited any of my friends over. I was too embarrassed to tell him it's actually because I don't have any friends to invite over. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2020 08:03

Today, my dad lied and said he was busy working, all because he didn't want to see me. FML

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By blue15564 - 26/09/2016 21:52 - United States - Davenport

Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML

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What the hell did you do?

By Anonymous - 13/08/2021 07:01 - United States - Steele

Today, while at a family reunion, my parents kept bringing up horrible things I did when I was about 4-6 years-old that I've been trying to forget for decades. After a while, I just stormed out. When I came back in the room, my dad had the nerve to ask me why I left and why I wasn't talking to him. FML

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He's still got it

By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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By dadyoureacunt - 21/09/2013 13:10 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML

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Miserable parenting style

By Anonymous - 19/08/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, my mom was going to take me shopping to buy a gift for my dad’s birthday, but unfortunately, I missed a spot while cleaning the kitchen. Now my mom is “embarrassed to be seen with me in public” and will buy my dad nothing, and tell him it’s because I don’t love him. FML

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Ratted

By Anonymous - 20/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, one of my friends got me in trouble when he called our house and asked my parents why they didn't see us at a school conference. My parents were at a meeting elsewhere at the time, so I didn't bother to tell them about it, as we couldn't have gone there to begin with, and it was voluntary. They're mad anyway. FML

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By Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

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Deep-seated resentment

By Boyufd - 14/05/2020 17:00

Today, I found out why my dad doesn't want my girlfriend coming to our house anymore. Apparently, her dad used to bully him a lot during high school and he's never gotten over it. He's threatened to disown me if she comes back over here. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2021 00:56 - United States - Schertz

Today, a friend was over at my house. My dad walks over and talks to me; I respond. He then goes back in his room. My friend then says, "Don’t get self-conscious, but when you talk to your dad, your southern accent gets REALLY strong." Guess who's now self-conscious. FML

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Micayla 12

Friday 24 December 2010 12:10

Sad day.

Froley 0

Friday 24 December 2010 15:23

It really isn't that simple. What if OP is shy and has a hard time talking to people in the first place?

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SamSayzRAWRZ 0

Friday 24 December 2010 12:40

I'll be your friend!!!!(:

kateeeh 0

Friday 24 December 2010 14:55

uh…… o><

starile 19

Friday 24 December 2010 15:37

No, you won't. OP is a loser, and I doubt he even has cookies as something to offer you as a friend. If he does have cookies, he's playing his cards all wrong because, depending on the type of cookie and the amount, he should be the most popular kid in school by now. OP: Acquire cookies.

SamSayzRAWRZ 0

Friday 24 December 2010 12:41

I'll be your friend

heathsydm 6

Friday 24 December 2010 12:54

dw I haven't got any friends either

ijimenez333 0

Friday 24 December 2010 13:08

YDI for lying and being a misfit :P

IAreStarfeesh 0

Friday 24 December 2010 13:08

I have friends! Well a friend.... Well not really a friend.... He's more of an aquaintance....Well he can't really be an aquaintance because of his being a rock.... I have no friends.... I'm lonely :*(