Do a bunch of shopping on his account and blame it in pregnancy hormones and make a show in the mall if he doesn't pay for it... But honestly, either ur dad has a fun sense of humor or is a troll..

As a heavily pregnant person, I take offense to people doing this. It makes me mad when I see people who are obviously not pregnant or far enough along to need those spots. It really is hard to walk a long distance when you're 25 or more weeks. At 31 weeks it's a marathon.

If he wants to park close he can fake an injury and get a handicap tag

I was in a car with all guys (5 of us) and they made me do that so we could go to Toys R Us lol

I once pretended my ex boyfriend got me pregnant to get him out of work on the 4th of July so we could go to a party. I ran in their screaming at him and his boss let him go to take care of his "personal problems."

what the actual ****

Because walking 20 more steps into a Babies-R-US is way too much! Did he use an automated scooter too?

I actually thought about someone doing this just for the parking spot.. Sad to see your dad made you OP.

That sounds like something my stepdad would do. Just laugh it off, OP.

Just say "I don't need to pretend dad, I'm actually pregnant!" That should teach him a tiny heart attack inducing lesson