Intimacy: Today, my dad met my fiancé's dad for the first time. My fiancé's...

By lolomg - 08/09/2011 01:22 - New Zealand

Today, my dad met my fiancé's dad for the first time. My fiancé's dad is a cop. He had arrested my dad for indecent exposure in the past. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2020 20:00

Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML

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By justmyluck25 - 23/07/2010 12:59 - United States

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By fernie vazquez - 10/06/2012 09:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML

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By pdub523 - 27/01/2013 05:57 - United States - Longview

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML

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By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

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By nacho - 24/01/2012 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML

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By loveade11 - 12/01/2010 19:28 - France

Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML

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By i stole your daughter's virginity anyways!! - 23/05/2017 00:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. I recognized him. He's the guy that broke into my car and stole my backpack two weeks ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML

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By guy - 15/03/2013 05:31 - Canada - Port Coquitlam

Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML

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Thursday 8 September 2011 8:47

Does it run in the family?

ssbtoday 3

Thursday 8 September 2011 8:46

Seems pretty decent to me.

Comments

MD_DILF 4

Thursday 8 September 2011 11:35

Was your father "whipping his **** back and forth"?

perdix 29

Thursday 8 September 2011 12:28

So, you're still going to marry into this gang of jackbooted thugs who go around oppressing free-spirited nudists? Your dad is more fun than his.

brandoneyez1 25

Thursday 8 September 2011 12:59

That sucks. Hope they didn't talk about it in front of your fiancé.... Lol

MrRuffyboots 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 13:07

Well, guess it wasn't the first time after all.

coldsteele152 1

Thursday 8 September 2011 13:13

lol

rhysfucker 24

Thursday 8 September 2011 13:16

You should have some interesting family holiday dinners! Be sure to update us..."today my father-in-law arrested my dad in front of our house after Christmas dinner for public drunkenness and indecent exposure...."

icic6772 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 13:36

Thanksgiving is gonna be interesting

BloodyMary666 24

Thursday 8 September 2011 13:48

Wow, that´s really embarrassing!

BrimfullOfAsher 20

Thursday 8 September 2011 13:53

I hope that he had a good line like "Glad to see you with your pants on for a change."

HappyPickles 11

Thursday 8 September 2011 13:57

I agree with you OP - your Fiancé's dad sounds like a bit of a kill-joy... Every guy needs to let the old fella out to swing in the breeze now and then... your Dad sounds like lots more fun! @45 - just saw your comment - right on the nail! :o)