Intimacy: Today, my dad met my fiancé's dad for the first time. My fiancé's...

By lolomg - 08/09/2011 01:22 - New Zealand

Today, my dad met my fiancé's dad for the first time. My fiancé's dad is a cop. He had arrested my dad for indecent exposure in the past. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2020 20:00

Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML

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You deserved it 1 019

By justmyluck25 - 23/07/2010 12:59 - United States

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You deserved it 11 920

By fernie vazquez - 10/06/2012 09:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 372

You deserved it 20 497

By pdub523 - 27/01/2013 05:57 - United States - Longview

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML

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You deserved it 3 814

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By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 444

You deserved it 3 320

By nacho - 24/01/2012 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML

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You deserved it 4 338

By loveade11 - 12/01/2010 19:28 - France

Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML

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You deserved it 35 592

By i stole your daughter's virginity anyways!! - 23/05/2017 00:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. I recognized him. He's the guy that broke into my car and stole my backpack two weeks ago. FML

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You deserved it 348

By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML

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You deserved it 6 400

By guy - 15/03/2013 05:31 - Canada - Port Coquitlam

Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML

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Thursday 8 September 2011 8:47

Does it run in the family?

ssbtoday 3

Thursday 8 September 2011 8:46

Seems pretty decent to me.

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jmavii 4

Friday 9 September 2011 6:30

hi im glad to meet.. hmm that ass does have a face to it

fersuremandeee 9

Friday 9 September 2011 9:24

I feel like it's more f his life, not yours OP...awkward for sure though!

baconstripslover 8

Friday 9 September 2011 9:40

Hahahaha that's awesome. I'm sure it'll be quite a story for the kids (if you decide to have them ofc).

denvan 0

Friday 9 September 2011 11:14

Talk about a dangling sausage

hvc448 0

Friday 9 September 2011 22:36

So then I guess it wasn't his first time meeting him?

lebronsucks 3

Saturday 10 September 2011 0:57

That cop sucks

bogart20 13

Saturday 10 September 2011 7:02

Awkward lol

corrinaswan 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 9:24

**** your dads life not urs

TechFire 25

Monday 26 September 2011 4:44

Uh, why?

d3no1993 0

Monday 26 September 2011 6:53

That's from a movie you liar.

ShadowPeo 11

Monday 21 November 2011 8:42

Silly Kiwi, you cannot marry a sheep

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