By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 16:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML
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ImTheAlpha 30

Sometimes I'm glad my dad left. But then I realize my mom finds this stuff equally hilarious.

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saf99me 16

Don't let that comment rub you the wrong way, OP ;)

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xDZombiekilla 4

My dad would say the same. But I would be like ya I used his credit card for the website.

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cadillacgal79 32

Even if that was the case, I can't imagine how you could break your leg while doing that???

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Axel5238 29

Someone posted a while back about their kid trying to hit a fly, missed hit themselves in the face knocking them out of their chair then crying. Doesn't give me much hope for the new generation.

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Polynomial 28

Because they were potentially in a swivil chair with wheels and lost balance?

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martin8337 35

One hell of a way to break one's leg XD.

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Polynomial 28

Old pornstar? Oyster pedophyle? Ovulating penguin? Official panda? Oblong pinapple? Oval penis? No, it means original poster. The person who wrote the FML.

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