By CallaC - 15/03/2012 02:01 - Canada

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk. Almost before he could open his mouth, my mother popped her head into the room and said, "Be realistic, Dan. Who would want to sleep with that?" FML
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Valentina_Baby 7

Troll mom strikes again!

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badwolfbluebox 7

Firstly though, your mother called you 'that' ?

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MidnaLink 33

Uh-uh. No child ever deserves to be called ugly by their parents! Your mom is a horrible bitch.

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sceneginger013 1

Fire back and say "well if someone slept with you, i obviously have a chance"

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ArentWeAll 4

Moms just trying to save you from the sex talk :/

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Aphrodisiac1978 7

That sucks!!!! There's somebody for everybody.

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cassidy0922 6

Your moms a bitch. Plain and simple.

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kx1234 3

I would of been like **** you the only reason u still get laid is because your **** ass got pregnant and walk saying baby daddy

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corinnestorchee1 0

Wait your how old and your dad was giving you the sex talk? But anyways.. Mean mom.. Very mean mom!

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abunny7 5

Oh gosh that's just sad. My dad has said tha sme thing to me :/

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nuggetman213 0

That's when you bring your girlfriend home

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