By CallaC - 15/03/2012 02:01 - Canada

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk. Almost before he could open his mouth, my mother popped her head into the room and said, "Be realistic, Dan. Who would want to sleep with that?" FML
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Valentina_Baby 7

Troll mom strikes again!

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badwolfbluebox 7

Firstly though, your mother called you 'that' ?

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perdix 29

To paraphrase the Bible, "With alcohol, all things are possible." And roofies, and cash.

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baygirl564 9

Michael kelso: BURN

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desireev 17

I'm glad to hear that she's not encouraging sex... But that is down right mean! If you had any self esteem issues, good old Mom just topped them off! Tell her 'The apple doesn't fall far from the tree!'. I'm so sorry, OP! FYL, for sure! :(

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RabidBunny 10

My parents and everyone I know tell me that all the time :( You should have respond by saying "Well I do take after you mom" :D

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Jannettecooks 1

Well, I hope you know that's not true. There is someone for everyone. :)

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tmbfan 11

Wow, that is upsetting. Your mom is a bitch!! FYL

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linkinpark98 23

Your picture always makes me say this in my head: "EYELASHES!"

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Meowingtons500 18

Awe, don't let those hurtful words hurt you OP. If someone as ugly as Marc Anthony can marry a beaut like JLO I'm sure you'll find someone. :)

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twifan1901 0

You should have said but mom everyone always say I look like you

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MrsUresti 8

Omg how rude of her!!!! Don't listen to her OP!!!!!

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linkinpark98 23

Say this: "Well, everybody tells me I got my looks from you."

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