By CallaC - 15/03/2012 02:01 - Canada

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk. Almost before he could open his mouth, my mother popped her head into the room and said, "Be realistic, Dan. Who would want to sleep with that?" FML
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Valentina_Baby 7

Troll mom strikes again!

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badwolfbluebox 7

Firstly though, your mother called you 'that' ?

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Skaterdrew 0

If you really wanted to get her back: Dad said something almost exactly like that about you! Except he said he said you blackmailed him!

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

they do realize it took them two to make you right? so necessarily they just made fun of their own genes *facepalm*

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foolycooly910 5

how would i send u a message theEpicMilkMan

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

@88 well you would generally click on my name or picture (or touch if your on a phone) and there should be an option to send me a message lol

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bizarre_ftw 21

Damn mods deleted a comment and killed my joke >.< well hi there then

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PInK_ExCiTeD 7

Ouch! That hurts lol

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TrentF13 12

Your mom is a total snobby poop face...

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Classlfied 4

I watched the goonies...

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Random951 12

That's when you show her a picture of some random girl on the Internet and say "Too late, this woman already did".

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