By CallaC - 15/03/2012 02:01 - Canada

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk. Almost before he could open his mouth, my mother popped her head into the room and said, "Be realistic, Dan. Who would want to sleep with that?" FML
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Valentina_Baby 7

Troll mom strikes again!

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badwolfbluebox 7

Firstly though, your mother called you 'that' ?

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poilako 0

I felt like voting "I agree, your life sucks" 50 times

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BunBunBabe 8

Was the word THAT necessary? Couldn't she have at least addressed you properly, she's your mom

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skyeyez9 24

I find it weird when a parent ridicules their own child for their appearance. After all, the kid shares their dna and got his/her looks from them.

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zebralover23 14

You should of said But dad slept with you! I would of.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Should have*, would have*. *sigh* Why don't people know this?

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IAM26E4U 0

Dude you are too young for this app if you are just now getting the sex talk...

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Not necessarily. Some people don't get that talk until their late teens.

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Locoluis 15

A face only a mom could love? You wish. FYL.

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NoKittyMyPotPie 3

You should have asked your dad " why did you **** that?" and laugh at your mom.

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whippymcdumb4zs 0

Don't worry, she's in school... They'll teach her proper punctuation eventually... Right?

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SuperNavi64 9

Aw that's so mean of ur mom! If your A's 'ugly' as she says (which I'm sure your not ugly everyone is beautiful) it's her fault :) But to make u feel better, your sexy okay? Hehe

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