By ILiveWithMorons - 12/04/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 395
You deserved it 3 344

Same thing different taste

Comments

sounds like another failed Pepsi commercial.

Iknoweverything 29

WHY IS YOUR HAIR WHERE YOUR DAD IS COOKING? If you're retarded to be anywhere near where you can be burned, then you can't blame your dad for saying it's spontaneous combustion. There is ALWAYS a chance to be burned when you are between the stove and the sink!

The only logical conclusion I came up with is: Your hair was too long (and you looked like a girl), your dad asked you to cut it, and you refused. So what did he do? He made sure you would have to cut it! He did it for your own good. He probably just didn't want his son to look like his daughter. YDI if you didn't listen to your dad the first time he asked you to cut it! Before anyone else tries to argue with me, only a parent would know what I'm saying. And besides, "my house, my rules" applies here for the dad.

I'm sorry, but that's awesome. That sounds like my dad. I can hear it now, "I swear it just went FWOOSH and it was gone. It was crazy!"

he sounds awesome. that's pretty clever.

a guy in a kitchen?! omg call fox news