Miscellaneous: Today, my dad thought it'd be funny to put an Edward Cullen cutout...

By garage - 27/01/2010 06:21 - France

Today, my dad thought it'd be funny to put an Edward Cullen cutout behind my car as I backed it out the garage to see my reaction. Oh it was funny alright, except I was so scared that when I saw him through the mirror I reacted by stepping on the gas. We now have half a garage door. FML

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By JesusLaidAnEgg - 10/09/2019 14:02

Today, I was driving around my campsite at dark in the middle of a forest. My father thought it would be funny to run up to my window, put his face against the glass and scream. I drove into a tree. FML

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By Emma Five - 14/03/2012 03:22 - United States

Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about how old people like him shouldn't be allowed to drive, and I guess he took it personally, what with him speeding straight up to the parking lot wall, and only braking after I started shrieking in terror. FML

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Alexa, play "Your Daddy's Car" by The Divine Comedy

By Anonymous - 13/02/2023 18:00

Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML

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By gengiskarn69 - 12/03/2012 14:55 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML

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This is going to be my fault, isn't it?

By jpaylay - 07/06/2022 04:00

Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2013 21:32 - Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, I played a friendly prank on my dad, loosening the legs of his chair so it would fall apart when he sat on it. He responded by making me stand outside and watch as he keyed both sides of my car, front to back, as punishment. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2014 15:52 - United States - Red Oak

Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML

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Stalking

By Idiot32 - 25/05/2019 02:00

Today, I saw my dad driving our red Dakota, and I thought it would be funny to tail him around town. It wasn't until I saw cop lights flashing in my rear-view mirror that I remembered that we'd given away our red truck. I'd scared an old lady so badly that she called the police. FML

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Dad, stop driving my car

By Anonymous - 28/02/2021 00:01 - Puerto Rico - Aguas Buenas

Today, my dad was looking for something in the garage and accidentally knocked over a heavy box, which crushed the new side view mirror I'd bought for my car, because the one my car originally had, he smashed it against a pole while driving my car recently. FML

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New phone, who dis?

By Raleigh - 13/10/2024 16:00 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, I was in a store parking lot when I got a text from an unknown number saying, "I see you, I know what you did last summer, you wicked little shit." I freaked out and looked around in a panic. It turns out that it was my "hilarious" dad testing his new phone from across the parking lot. FML

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realggirl 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 12:13

Hehe. (: *He* deserved that one.

EMR_fml 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 12:41

I approve of your attempt to murder Ed Cullen. If I saw a glittery gay vampire I'd probably try to mow him down with my car too.

Comments

f_your_life_09 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 17:47

ok I'm calling fake there r too many flaws here 1 when u back out of a garage the garage door is open 2 normally people open there garage door before they even get into their car so u would have seen it and 3 I'm pretty sure ur a twilight fan cuz otherwise there would b no point to get u a life size cut out. so i'm pretty sure u wouldn't freak out

kelleyb323 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 17:49

weren't you in reverse?

kelleyb323 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 17:50

an wouldn't you see it before you got in?

mcgiver_fml 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 18:18

FYL for being in love with an imaginary character! ha!

acerox19 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 18:29

you don't have to pay for it i hope FYL

hasty_D 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 18:48

Yeah and he's in it :P

yellowfever90 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 19:10

Be happy it wasn't a real person.

BlueTwist89 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 19:35

Lol, why would the dad bother to put the cutout in the garage, if the OP wasn't obsessed? Judging by the OP's reaction, he/she is...Slamming on the gas seems a bit strange, though. If the OP's dad had been standing there, he probably wouldn't have gotten run over..

namhowell 6

Wednesday 27 January 2010 19:48

LMAO at all of the people who thought the car went forward. And I agree completely with #28, about all those things. FYL but you also deserve this one.