Miscellaneous: Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement.... - FML

By ZeroApostle4Ever - 23/02/2012 08:00 - United States

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

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By barface - 11/01/2012 02:52 - United States

Today, while very sick, throwing up in a bucket beside my bed, my dad came in pushed my face into the bucket. For a laugh, apparently. FML

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By Kyle - 05/01/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML

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He's still got it

By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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By stupidprankster - 09/03/2012 10:10 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to scare my dad for once, since he has scared me for fun dozens of times. It would have been funny, had he not punched me in the face. FML

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By pasquale - 20/09/2014 06:54 - Australia - Parramatta

Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML

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By alliez108 - 18/11/2011 00:50 - United States

Today, my dad and I got into a fight over who gets the last corner piece of the brownies. I ended up with a black eye and and a sprained wrist. He ended up with the brownie and ran away laughing. FML

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By ILiveWithMorons - 12/04/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML

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By ugh - 04/07/2016 17:26 - United States - Milford

Today, my dad had a midlife crisis in the grocery store over his football career in high school. So he decided pelting me with vegetables and fruits would be a good idea. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I asked my parents why we hadn't been out to eat as a family for so long. Both mom and dad agreed, so we made plans to go have breakfast at the Waffle House. Upon arriving, Dad threw a tantrum in the restaurant over nothing, and insisted on yelling at us the entire time. Guess I got my answer. FML

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By Todd - 14/08/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML

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DooleyFTW 17

Thursday 23 February 2012 16:04

Squirt syrup in his eye for your amusement?

Reid5 6

Thursday 23 February 2012 16:06

Amused me!

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ShadowAdrii 4

Friday 24 February 2012 13:02

Troll dad win!

itsamandaaa 0

Friday 24 February 2012 16:43

is your name meg? Lol

EmilySiler 0

Friday 24 February 2012 20:45

Haha. Awesome dad.

MickGold 8

Saturday 25 February 2012 17:46

Waffle fight? Thats another example of a hot, sticky mess^-^

redoakgirl 1

Sunday 26 February 2012 6:47

Sorry son...

clm123455 14

Sunday 26 February 2012 23:26

Do you like waffles? Yes we like waffles. Do you like pancakes? Yes we like pancakes. Do do do to do. We can get a mouth full! Waffles!!(:

Emerald_86 0

Monday 27 February 2012 6:28

Really!????? Just a waffle huh... Yea your life really sucks.. Its not like it was "Today, at breakfast,my dad threw hot grits at me for his own amusement fml..."..

Heinousness 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 0:29

That's a blessing! Eat the waffle! It's your dad's loss.

zebralover23 14

Wednesday 29 February 2012 6:01

Lmao! love it!

nikkibaby611 6

Thursday 1 March 2012 0:20

Who doesn't like a waffle in the face?? Jeeeezzz! Lmao

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