By ZeroApostle4Ever - 23/02/2012 08:00 - United States

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML
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DooleyFTW 17

Squirt syrup in his eye for your amusement?

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DocBastard 38

God DAMN it, if I've said it once, I've said it 1000 times - throw eggs! They make a much bigger mess, and they are much harder to clean up. What the hell is wrong with people? How dare he waste a perfectly good waffle like that!

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born_hustla 26

I'm sorry but I love eggs.- not to mention we need them to make waffle. Have them throw flour... Oh snap we need that too.. Oh well, FOODFIGHT!! Lol

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peachesncreem 21

Eggs are my brothers weapon of choice too. One time we were driving to pick up our mum from the airport and some asshole hit the side of our car. He didn't stop but we caught up at the next stop light. My brother pulls out 2 eggs and threw them at his car lol

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Awesomehobo44 3

Despite the stupidity of your response, I have to admit I laughed lol

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ManWhatsoever 6

Is your dad by any chance Peter and you're Meg!!!

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Elizabeth198 1

Better that than a rock. At least he's somewhat considerate :)

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Schizomaniac 24

In Soviet Russia and just about everywhere else, that joke and any reference to it stopped being funny ages ago.

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Pelreskovich 11

My mother did that once but with searing hot refried beans.. She was "trying to be spontaneous" my cornea definitely felt her spontaneity.

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Metal_Chick 15

Haha.... That sucks! I threw a burger at my brother's face once when he was drunk; he literally reacted to it a minute late. Best part, my friend has it on tape!

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Pelreskovich 11

I was like 7 at the time.. It made me cry.

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