By lm - 20/05/2009 20:49 - Ireland

Today, my dad told me about how my mother had a bad dream last night and began to scream "Don't take me, take my children!" FML
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Peanu_theGreat 0

It could be something good... Like... she could have... won... the... lottery and... Yeah. Never mind. FYL.

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nuclear 0

Yknow I don't really think it's that bad. It was just a dream. Maybe your dad was joking. Maybe it was a situation like #8 said. "DON'T TAKE ME (TO DISNEYLAND)! TAKE MY CHILDREN!" right? riiiight? I'm way too positive. Don't think it's an FYL or YDI though.. So what do I choose in these types of situations..?

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tennislova 0

Man, that's harsh. Sorry to hear that :/

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classicalteen 0

LOL that's pretty funny

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dancin303 0

your dad was just kidding. he told me last night in bed ;)

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JerJer_fml 0

LMAO! best FML story ever! holy shit that was funny!

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jSOPURE 3

At least your better off than the other FML parents around here. :)

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Diablojr 0

yeah, Freud theorized that all dreams are wish fulfillment. looks like that's your mom's wish.

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zee209 0

It's a dream. You CAN'T control your dreams...

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sceneteasex3 0

nice mum you have. "DON'T TAKE ME!! JUST TAKE MY CHILDREN! IT WILL BE ALL BETTER THEN!!" "Oh, wait, you just wanted me to fill out a survey?" "Oh! But still, PLEASE TAKE THE CHILDREN!!!"

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sceneteasex3 0

nice mum you have, there. "DON'T TAKE ME TAKE THE CHILDREN! DON'T KILL ME, KILL THEM!" "Oh, you only want me to fill out this survey?" "Okay, but still. PLEASE TAKE THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!" Oh, and yeah. FYL.

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