Miscellaneous: Today, my dad told me about how my mother had a bad dream last... - FML

By lm - 20/05/2009 20:49 - Ireland

Today, my dad told me about how my mother had a bad dream last night and began to scream "Don't take me, take my children!" FML

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Dream baby dream

By Anonymous - 19/05/2020 23:00

Today, I woke up to my father sobbing his eyes out in the kitchen. Apparently, I screamed, "DON'T TELL THEM I'M PREGNANT!" in my sleep last night. FML

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Nightmare mother

By scared shirtless - 18/03/2021 20:01

Today, for the fifth time in a row, I woke up screaming from a nightmare. My mother burst into my room, leaned in real close and said, "So help me God, if you do not stop fucking screaming, I will rip your arms off and beat you with them." I’m never sleeping again. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 22:23 - United States

Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

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AAARGH

By lanu - 13/03/2012 16:13 - United States

Today, I woke up sweating and gasping for air after having a terrible nightmare. The nightmare involved my deceased mother-in-law bitching me out for being a bad influence on her daughter and threatening to cut my nuts off. Even in death, she won't leave me be. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2011 11:43 - France

Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2014 21:57 - Bahrain - Manama

Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML

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By slightlyworried - 05/04/2013 05:28 - United States - Parker

Today, I woke up from a nightmare that I've been having for a couple of weeks. In the nightmare I'm shot four times in the back by none other than my mother. I'm getting worried. FML

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By Poordaughter5 - 06/07/2016 17:21 - Germany

Today, my parents watched a horror movie with some creepy child in it. Apparently, I sound just like that kid when I call for my mom, so now she doesn't want me to call her mom anymore. FML

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Sweets dreams are made of these

By jj. - 06/06/2021 00:01

Today, I had yet another dream in which my mother and I had a sweet conversation, followed by her hugging me, and telling me she loves me. Then I woke up and remembered that my once-loving mother hasn’t spoken to me in five years, and her last words to me were, "I hope you die in a fire." FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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Peanu_theGreat 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:11

It could be something good... Like... she could have... won... the... lottery and... Yeah. Never mind. FYL.

nuclear 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:15

Yknow I don't really think it's that bad. It was just a dream. Maybe your dad was joking. Maybe it was a situation like #8 said. "DON'T TAKE ME (TO DISNEYLAND)! TAKE MY CHILDREN!" right? riiiight? I'm way too positive. Don't think it's an FYL or YDI though.. So what do I choose in these types of situations..?

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GDinNJ 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 4:42

Hahahaha...well, at least she cares, right? I mean, how much would it blow if your dad had heard, "No! Not me! Take my children!" ...as a ton of other people have said (#9, etc.)

_neutrality 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 4:43

Yah, before you get all "FML" about it, perhaps ask her what the dream was about first?

HeyyyBrahhh 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 4:49

Lmaooo!

watermind 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 4:55

Maybe she dream you were all drowning, and the lifeboat was small, and she wanted you to be taken instead of her to be rescued :S

Righty0 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 4:58

lmaoooo...

DeadMansCrack 4

Thursday 21 May 2009 5:00

somethin's goin down.butchu betta talk it out befo' you walk it out. THAT'S A DEALBREAKER LADIES!!

tko 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 5:08

...how did the movie 'titanic' end? did they all get away? i bet they did, i can't see anyone dying in that movie. 'titanic' was such a great movie...

harlehatschi 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 5:12

#68 - 30 rock reference ftw "aliens are attacking the earth and we can only take half a family into the spaceship to get them to safety" ...for instance :)?

larryanaheim 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 5:19

how is this effed up? LAME. you fail

chaosleader0 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 5:31

did she just see the movie cloverfield? Don't Take me take the children for getting on teh chopper to get teh **** out of dodge

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Today, I took my girlfriend out to Outback Steakhouse. We went to one outside of town because my wife works at our local one. When we got there, guess who we saw? I forgot she transferred to another location, which just happened to be this one. Goddamit. FML

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Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

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Today, my boss told me that our old manager didn't do my promotion paperwork, so everyone in the department is getting a chance to interview for a job I've been doing for a month. They also expect me to keep doing it at my normal pay rate until they hire someone. FML

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Today, it's so windy, I actually fell over and nearly flew into the street the moment I walked outside. FML

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Today, despite the fact they know I'm commuting hundreds of kilometres, I was requested to come to work at the earliest possible hour, every day. I'll be waking up at half past 3 a.m. and admire sunrises on my way. FML

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Today i had a patient come into the practice six times to ask about vaccines they've had. Apparently, their "doctor" friend (with a PHD in arts) is a more reliable source of information than trained medical staff telling them, "Yes, that is in that group of vaccines" with a vaccine leaflet, and a head nurse explaining it all. FML

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