Miscellaneous: Today, my dad took my phone away. This would be fine if I was...

By Anonymous - 13/10/2011 23:25 - United States

Today, my dad took my phone away. This would be fine if I was 14. I'm 22 and pay for all of my own bills. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 095

You deserved it 4 854

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2019 04:03

Today, I was involved in an intense argument with my dad. Just as I yelled, "You haven't done one thing for me", my phone rang. The same phone that, as of today, my dad no longer pays the bill for. FML

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You deserved it 5 106

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By Dad Fail - 07/02/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 701

You deserved it 123

By Paige - 26/12/2011 06:35 - United States

Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 203

You deserved it 52 261

By dangyo - 26/01/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 402

You deserved it 7 087

By suzyyy - 23/02/2011 09:18 - Netherlands

Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 040

You deserved it 28 315

By dontbuysamsung - 22/04/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my mobile phone wouldn't turn on. I took it in to the phone store, but they won't fix or replace it because the account is in my dad's name, not mine. He's abroad for the next month, and the only way to get a hold of him is on a number I only stored on my phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 143

You deserved it 5 755

By Animeislyfe - 25/08/2015 02:56 - United States - Stockbridge

Today, my dad took my phone away because I "had to be texting while driving in order to wreck my car." I was too ashamed to tell him that a huge bug flew into my face causing me to veer off the road and into a brick mailbox. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 187

You deserved it 7 605

Blame game

By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad tried to blame me for ringing an out of network number for two hours, which charged his bill by the minute. I rang the number, which turned out to belong to one of his business pals who lives abroad. He punished me anyway for having an attitude when I proved the call was his fault. FML

I agree, your life sucks 591

You deserved it 99

Judge and jury

By Anonymous - 20/05/2022 06:00

Today, I turned 18 and I’m now subject to adult discipline. My dad says I will no longer be grounded or have my phone taken away, but I have three strikes and if I get to three, he’s throwing me out to get my own house. He then gave me my first strike because I was 30 minutes late picking up my nana. FML

I agree, your life sucks 809

You deserved it 547

By Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 073

You deserved it 3 724

TheLastCrazy 0

Friday 14 October 2011 8:46

Then why are you allowing your dad to do this?

ILoveEggnog 7

Friday 14 October 2011 8:47

My mom tried to pull that one on me, so I left.

Comments

rubyliu8420 7

Saturday 15 October 2011 3:51

why would u let him take it?

FrankHotpants 31

Saturday 15 October 2011 3:54

You're 22!, if anyone takes something that belongs to u that's called theft!..parents or not.

FrankHotpants 31

Saturday 15 October 2011 3:55

You're 22!, if anyone takes something that belongs to u that's called theft!..parents or not.

Jim717 1

Saturday 15 October 2011 4:59

Move out then.

laclustervideo 2

Saturday 15 October 2011 18:03

why would you actually give him your phone???

onikage_666 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 21:08

No, it would not have been alright if you were 14. Have you ever seen a teenager throw a temper tantrum?

cnkk07 8

Sunday 16 October 2011 3:41

YDI for letting him take away something that I'm assuming you pay for as well.

ambermarie12 4

Sunday 16 October 2011 4:20

Report it stolen.

mj_ok 9

Sunday 16 October 2011 6:31

You better get that phone back!!

sassyangel24 0

Monday 17 October 2011 2:15

Then why are you letting this go on? Dumb ass.

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