By ;)loganberry(; - 27/12/2011 17:58 - United States

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Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML
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MikeDa1Da 14

Well at least he didn't see you actually jacking off?

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omfg_creepers 8

"If this happens again I'm keeping them! Oh and I accidentally ruined one of them, don't ask how."

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KiddNYC1O 20

And your lotion. And Kleenex.

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Enslaved 36

Okay, I have to ask. Do guys really use Kleenex? And how many? It seems a tad bit messy to clean up with a few sheets of tissues vs a face towel or two.

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KiddNYC1O 20

I use a wet bounty.

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CaptainPickles72 18

Wow, seriously? Screw that! I cut out the middle man and just shoot it in the toilet (too much info?), no clean up there!

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flockz 19

i use my lucky shamwow. you can wring it out after every splooge.

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ahgah 0

What? I just fold a piece of paper into a tray and then cum on that. No mess at all. Just scrounge it up and throw away lol

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Enslaved 36

Magazine"S"? One wouldn't do it for you, uh? Lol Sticky pages between Ms. December's centerfolds.

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chels1994 11

Well at least he didn't yell

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beebananaz88 0

He said it calmly because hes been there before. Father-son event? (;

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hellokatie8 5

Magazines? Oh come on! With every free **** site online and the MOBILE sites for phones ? XD no paper trail ! and if you prefer magazines , don't forget them in the bathroom , if he's busted you "again" you've done it often most likely.

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trippythehippy 6

No paper trail huh. Hmm

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thebaconweave 0

unless you're on **** hub then it says how many videos you have left..-_- gets me every time

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hellokatie8 5

That's why you don't use a crappy site like that . Xnxx. That site isn't a preview , it's a whole video. Any other site pretty much sucks.

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brick_man33 14

guess your dad doesn't fancy your **** selection that he had to give it back.

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LennyComa 39

Maybe op's dad was caught with the **** by op's mum and the dads passing the buck as it were...again

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trippythehippy 6

Maybe they weren't hetero **** mags??

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DocBastard 38

OP: But I read them for the articles, Dad! Dad: "Barely Legal Bitches" has articles?

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GhostlyGhoulish 1

OP: Dad, there were three magazines in here... Op's dad:....Were there?

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