Love: Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining...

By Jenna - 03/07/2012 23:20 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML

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By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

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By bestgirlfriend - 03/09/2015 23:31 - United Kingdom - Stockton-on-tees

Today, my dad made me and my boyfriend break up. Not because he was a bad influence, but because I was. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2013 22:37 - United States - Denison

Today, my boyfriend drove me back home. My dad was sitting on the porch in his underwear, with his shotgun in his lap. He stroked the gun, looked my boyfriend dead in the eyes, and slowly shook his head. Now my boyfriend refuses to see me for his own safety. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2018 15:00

Today, my boyfriend's car broke down on the way to the gym, so he called his dad to give us a ride. On the way, his dad talked about how much he hates me and our relationship, as if I wasn’t sitting in the back seat directly behind them. FML

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By sexychica - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 14:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML

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By canadiansun - 26/02/2010 18:37 - United States

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML

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By strwbrry - 27/12/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML

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By srs - 11/08/2018 20:30

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML

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By me. - 12/11/2012 04:30 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML

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Wednesday 4 July 2012 9:33

Well, your dad certainly can't deny that your boyfriend has impeccable timing.

kaengelangeleyes 9

Wednesday 4 July 2012 9:35

Please don't waste your life on a loser.

Comments

totalnewbeeee 1

Wednesday 4 July 2012 20:52

Honestly, if he truly loves you he will be willing to change and if he doesnt then get rid of him because there is more involed in a relationship than love he also needs to hold other characteristics that set him apart from any other guy, my advice talk to him tell him how you feel about the way he acts and ask him to work things out with your parents and if he is not willing well thats your decision

EvilDave 13

Thursday 5 July 2012 1:18

Are you really as stupid as your comment makes you out to be or are you being snarky?

simonepedretti 7

Wednesday 4 July 2012 21:30

How does she deserve it? The **** is wrong with you all.

Rocky007 15

Wednesday 4 July 2012 21:35

You can do better, honey.

Alastrina_fml 20

Wednesday 4 July 2012 21:47

I sincerely hope you are not going to stay with your boyfriend after that little stunt. Someone who did nothing wrong would not have run from the police. Listen to your dad on that one. The truth hurts, but it's better than finding yourself in trouble with the police alongside your idiot boyfriend.

EvilDave 13

Thursday 5 July 2012 1:15

Don't be stupid, of course she will stay with him. She will complain about him to other people and have a kid or three with him and then figure out he is trash. Then, she will want to find a nice guy to raise his kids. You know, like so many women of today.