By gotmilk? - 22/09/2015 13:41 - United States - Pompano Beach

Today, my dad was telling me some childhood stories. He mentioned I once started sucking on a cow's udder when I was 2, and I asked why didn't he stop me. His response: "You were an accident and I wasn't good at the parenting thing". FML
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pete9913 23

A lot of parents tell their kids they were an accident just messing with them. That may have been his best opportunity to really play it up.

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lishabear 21

Being an accident is not the same thing as being unwanted though. More than half of all pregnancies are accidents. I think most parents learn to love their little 'surprises' and wouldn't have it any other way.

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pokysmalls 14

I had twins that were a surprise, but not once have I ever thought of them as accidents. ....****** up to say that to your kids

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GingerFace09 13

I think it's an honest thing to say. I mean, most of the people you see in any given location are accidents. It just means you weren't planned. Not that they didn't want you.

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leogachi 15

@27 I was an accident, and so were both of my siblings. "Accident" doesn't mean "bad thing", it just means "unplanned".

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IssacB 14

At least he's honest with you. At least he didn't run out even though he thought you an accident. See both sides OP. :)

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Kittyphysics 21

right. I mean, seems like he got better with time. most people are so not ready for their first children, and they just kind of wing it. your dad sounds pretty cool op

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blueyoshi_fml 16

I couldn't help but cringe at this, my father broke both his foot as a kid and his arm as an adult from cows deciding to give him a good kick during milking. I'm glad you weren't injured as a kid.

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MSHippie 5

both his foot and his arm... the wording was just weird Lol

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VeganDarkLight 31

So what? A lot of of children are accidents and their parents love them nonetheless. I'm also pretty sure most parents feel a little overchallenged at first. You seem to have a good relationship with your dad if he tells you childhood stories and is that honest; that's all that matters, isn't it?

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assassinmaster 22

"insert a troll face to your dad's face" Your dad is a real troll....

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nattlecakes 19

Hey you needed the calcium

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TopiaryOwl 18

Why is sucking on a cow's udder so weird if you're going to drink the milk that comes out of it anyway? That's just as weird, I reckon, especially because um it's made for baby cows, not humans. ?

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