By Singed - 04/07/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, my dad woke me up by shaking me and saying "If you're not up in two minutes, I'm lighting a firecracker in your room." Thinking he wouldn't possibly set off a firecracker in the house, much less my room, I decided to call his bluff. My room still smells like gunpowder. FML
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Essentials 0

Perhaps you should listen to your father in the future eh? Next time he might stick it somewhere else.

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JBiss1889 0

moderated this lol love it:)

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Turnip_Girl 0

My father and sister woke me up one New Year's Day by firing a party popper at me. I was picking streamers out of my duvet for months.

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SimpleSimon 0

Your dad obviously knows the rules of life well. You never make a threat you aren't fully willing and able to carry out. He gets my vote!

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hecuva 0

I second #15... your dad is a BAMF and is true to his word

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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Sounds like something my uncle would do xD my cousin actually just dropped a firecracker on her brother's toe. it's really messed up. looks so painful :3 FYL. although your dad sounds pretty cool.

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Bud_fml 16

Dude I love the smell of fireworks and gunpowder and that stuff, I'd totally be OK with that...cept the whole waking-up-because-of-an-explosion part

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jethockey 0

At least you have a dad.

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