By Singed - 04/07/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, my dad woke me up by shaking me and saying "If you're not up in two minutes, I'm lighting a firecracker in your room." Thinking he wouldn't possibly set off a firecracker in the house, much less my room, I decided to call his bluff. My room still smells like gunpowder. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 370
You deserved it 43 638

Same thing different taste

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Essentials 0

Perhaps you should listen to your father in the future eh? Next time he might stick it somewhere else.

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Hmm.. This is both a FYL and a YDI. Your life is effed because your dad seems a little nuts. YDI though because you didn't listen to his earning. =/

troubleprone 0

FYL for being such a baby Gunpowder smells pretty hardcore if you ask me

midnighthammers 0

This is the worst FML to make it on the site. Who's moderating these now adays?

Your dad is badass. All the people who say her dad is an asshole need to lighten up.

009yp 0

aahhh u gota love da 4th of july

Just sayin--when the old bastard says you've got 2 weeks to find a job or move out or else he's shoving a 12-gauge up your ass and filling you with buckshot--listen to him.

your dad is crazy but you should've gotten up when he told you to