Miscellaneous: Today, my date arrived far earlier than expected to pick me up....

By stubblebutt - 13/11/2009 12:17 - Australia

Today, my date arrived far earlier than expected to pick me up. Apparently my mother decided to show him to my room anyway. When the door swung open, I happened to be butt naked in front of the mirror, trying to pick out an ingrown hair on my bum. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2023 22:00

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2023 04:00

Today, a woman turned up uninvited at my house, ready for our first date. After some embarrassed investigating, it turns out my mother signed me up to Tinder and arranged a date, all without telling me, because she refuses to believe I prefer solitude over dating. FML

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By Starchyld - 11/11/2009 12:21 - Canada

Today, I went on blind date with a guy because both our moms thought we'd like eachother. Things were going really well until I got up to go to the bathroom and he says: "My mom was right, you do have perfect breedin' hips!" FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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Put it away!

By Need eye bleach - 05/04/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML

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Not now, mom!

By Anonymous - 28/09/2020 18:02 - United States - Gillette

Today, my mother showed up to pick something up from my house. I was sleeping and before I knew it she was in my bedroom, jumping on my bed, saying hi to my ex-girlfriend who she thought was with me. It wasn't my ex, and I doubt that girl will ever want to hang out again after that awkward morning. FML

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By noooo - 08/08/2011 07:10 - United States

Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him, horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML

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Friday 13 November 2009 21:02

Please tell me this wasn't a first date.. cause if you are concerned with an ingrown hair on your ass for a first date, you have issues.

DJ_Grim 0

Friday 13 November 2009 21:17

You should have just looked at them and said with a straight face "Well, can you help?".

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PhoLuM 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 3:22

That's not disgusting... Ew =(

vollyball921 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 15:18

tht sux y didn't u lock the door tho?

moi101 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 0:04

that sucks. if my mom did that I would be Hellas pissed

My2864 1

Thursday 13 May 2010 0:45

so your mom doesnt even notify you about a friend at the door? lack of privacy much

happybillie 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 6:44

knocking?

jamesispro_fml 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 13:56

I like hairy butts and I can not lie

melonsmasherrr 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 3:14

that is shit:/

LiznessMonster 9

Friday 24 December 2010 21:40

1) A lot of parents won't let their kids lock their doors. 2) Ingrown hairs are painful, so it's good to pull them out. 3) OP never said she was plucking it for the date, only that she was plucking it. 4) This didn't happen right before the date, it said he came WAY before he was expected 5) Even if OP wasn't doing something completely embarresing, it wasn't right for her mother to show her room to her date, probably knowing she was in it. I doubt OP wanted her date to see her before the actual date, plus, your room is a personal place that any love interest shouldn't see until perhaps AFTER the first date. You have now been properly lawyered. :D