By Szaszaspasz - 24/08/2015 22:35 - Canada - Victoria

Today, my date came to pick me up for a date. As I was getting into his car, a large blister on my foot burst. My foot is now swimming in a pool of hot, liquid pus. FML
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Szaszaspasz tells us more.

Szaszaspasz 26

Hi! It's the OP. The blister formed earlier in the day because of a new pair of running shoes I was breaking in. The blister didn't seem too bad, but it got filled up as the day progressed. As I got into the car, it burst. I never let on because my shoes were not open-toes. The date was great, we went to Pizza Hut, but I got tomato sauce on my outfit. I'm a klutz FML This was in 1990. I was too nervous to run back up to my barracks and do something about the blister. I was 19 at the time.

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Top comments

gosh_mate 30

If it was just as you were getting into the car, couldn't you have explained the situation and ran into the house for a bandage or something?

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carlfirebolt 27

what happened after that?

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Comments

Szaszaspasz 26

Hi! It's the OP. The blister formed earlier in the day because of a new pair of running shoes I was breaking in. The blister didn't seem too bad, but it got filled up as the day progressed. As I got into the car, it burst. I never let on because my shoes were not open-toes. The date was great, we went to Pizza Hut, but I got tomato sauce on my outfit. I'm a klutz FML This was in 1990. I was too nervous to run back up to my barracks and do something about the blister. I was 19 at the time.

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yerawizardlizzy 27

You wrote an FML about something that happened 25 years ago? Why?

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Grenith 21

Mark this down in the list of shit I can't unread.

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worldclassrager 39

Want to come in for some tea or something then go out?

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thisguy0421 2

I don't like how the word "date" is written twice. Nonetheless FYL OP.

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ThatOneAstro 15

Ew.The whole shoe just flooded?Sorry OP.

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militarybrat 21

Ew ew ew lol. But damn that had to hurt. Were you able to get rid of the stain? Or the smell? *gags*

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Szaszaspasz 26

There was no smell (thank God!). It was a clear liquid that filled my shoe. It was just dinner and not a prolonged date. It didn't hurt too bad the blisters that hurt is when the skin is torn. I had a few large ones since then from long marches and such. Thank you all for you comments and support. I know not to wear women's running shoes. That's how I got the blister

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exoticwaved 9

I've heard a lot of excuses why women claim they don't want sex tonite, but this is on a new level.

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PlasterBlaster9 13

Eww.. Stay clean, not dirty enough to get blisters, eww!

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passinthrough 1

Since when do blisters have anything to do with hygiene?

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MzZombicidal 36

I don't think you understand blisters...

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Szaszaspasz 26

The blister was a little over and inch around and on my instep.

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GravityOfLove 3

"Would you excuse me? I cut my foot before and my shoe is filling up with blood."

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