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break his dick
literally or metaphorically? there's a painful difference. .
@85, How does one metaphorically break someone's dick? I'm genuinely curious here.
And this was a date, not a long term boyfriend? Little douche needs to be taught some manners. You can probably do better.
I visibly flinched at the uncomfortableness of that statement
Wow, that's almost as good a line as "if I ****** you, I wouldn't pull out."
Shit I'm pretty sure I've said the exact same thing to my gf and I KNOW she's said it to me
did your parents correct his sentence..
He wants to be into her.
Who even says shit like that? That's just stupid and not at all romantic. What a fucktard.
OP's boyfriend is a horny toad ...
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And that's when your dad when into serial killer mode.
As opposed to the inside of his penis???