By MIB thingy please... - 05/02/2015 01:21 - United States - Oregon City

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Today, my date dropped me off at home and briefly met my parents. As he was leaving he whispered into my ear, "I want to feel the inside of your vagina with the outside of my penis." My parents totally heard. FML
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JMichael 25

And that's when your dad when into serial killer mode.

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LaurenRoxsU 9

@78, I'M SORRY, But "If I ****** you, I wouldn't pull out." Is a line? Since when did that happen?!? My god, this world...just..no.

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anabanana101 15

he's so good at dirty talk... and timing things

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sirrubberduckie 35

#95, that's from an FML about 6 before this one.

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toxicLover28 19

Damn, either they have really good hearing or that "whisper" was a little too loud.

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ouijacorn 9

Even if your parents hadn't heard it, I maintain that is one of the creepiest lines I've ever heard.

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rmllavaneras 19

Totally! This goes beyond that Eminem song that says "I'm gonna get my hands down your pants." Still, not as bad as "I wanna fill up your belly with people."

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Dean__Winchester 16

Clearly it wasn't a good whisper if they heard. Who in the heck says that after meeting the parents, though?? C'MON! At least wait until they're out of the room and let them have a good impression for about a week

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