By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:04 - United States

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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
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Jeniusjay919 0

omg stop her now before she turns into a raging ****

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fmler85 0

#23, Noname is what they are called if they don't enter a name.

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Anony_fml 0

Your daughter's a ***** and you're a bad parent.

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matt44903 0

First off... You are on this site wanting people to know about it, thats not right, if I were you I would not be telling anyone, even if it is "anonymous" maybe that is just me. Second... she is talking to you about it, that is a VERY good thing. Third... You both need to go to therapy, this is something a professional should handle and definitely know more about.

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nomnomnom_fml 0

I would lock my daughter up in her room.

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HungerGames95 13

that doesnt work cuz then as soon as she turns 18 (or whenever she gets freedom haha) she's just gonna go crazy and do even worse stuff. she won't know how to handle being an adult or getting any freedom if u just lock her in her room til she's 18 or whenever

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lala_85 0

Yea I'm gonna have to go ahead and stay that this...... well it's simply, completely, totally and undoubtedly entirely your fault. Sometimes when you think it's too early to teach your kids about sex, it may already be too late.

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Frnnkdlxx 0

that's horrible and all... but i have to admit. when i was in middle school, walking around, looking for friends, i'd find my classmates in some apartments playing on swings and then they'd all get bored and talk about how they had already had sex with the popular girls that "I" had crushes on... i was like.. wtf... i was about 13 or so. maybe younger. stop acting like kids are innocent. we had veteran **** stars in elementary

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moodhootors 0

i would have whooped her ass to the wall.

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ibitehard 9

I would do the same thing "time to got the belt "

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Taihen 0

Despite everyone telling you you're a bad parent, YOU ARE NOT. Doesn't matter how much you try to give kids morals and tell them not to do stuff and give them reasons, if they are going to they will. I'm very sorry, for the both of you. I'm glad that she's talking to you about it though. Now's the time to try steering her clear of it again, getting her to therapy, or starting birth control....

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CherishFlowers 0

What's so bad about a 22 year old virgin? Maybe she wanted to wait until marriage. Maybe you don't have the same morals as she does.

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