Today, my daughter came home crying because she failed a spelling...

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By jodie - 31/05/2021 04:49

Today, my daughter came home crying because she failed a spelling test. When I took a look at it, I saw that she’d written “sail” instead of “sale,” “pears” instead of “pairs,” and other such mistakes. FML

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SamanthaThe1st 22

Saturday 5 June 2021 1:29

How old is she?

CTscan 8

Sunday 25 July 2021 1:33

both words sound the same but mean different things

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SamanthaThe1st 22

Saturday 5 June 2021 1:29

How old is she?

ilykbaglz 22

Sunday 6 June 2021 17:52

sounds like the teacher didn't specify wnough

CTscan 8

Sunday 25 July 2021 1:33

both words sound the same but mean different things

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