Kids: Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum...

By baldspot - 02/04/2012 05:38 - Australia

Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML

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By No-Sleep Nellie - 07/07/2015 13:26 - United States - Waterloo

Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML

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By hair2daygone4ever - 14/01/2010 15:45 - United States

Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML

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By crazydaughter - 12/04/2012 12:51 - Egypt

Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2014 16:05 - United States - New York

Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML

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By sheridan.ashley - 15/05/2010 06:27 - Australia

Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2011 04:28 - United States

Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML

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By So so close to clean - 08/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Warren

Today, with words of encouragement from my mom, I vacuumed my room. After finishing and admiring my job well done, I went to put the vacuum away. It caught on the plug for my electric razor which was dangling below the dresser and yanked that and everything else that was on top of it off. FML

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By joey - 09/03/2020 05:00

Today, my mom decided to try her new taser on me while I was asleep on the couch. FML

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By w_t_f - 18/02/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2011 09:25 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my 5 year-old daughter hitting me with a pillow because she had a dream that I was using her toothbrush on the dog. We don't have a dog. She is now refusing to brush her teeth. FML

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Monday 2 April 2012 12:11

I hope OP is alright, I think god is doing just fine.

Lythiaren 8

Monday 2 April 2012 12:01

Oh god, I hope you're alright.

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AJ33 0

Monday 2 April 2012 17:25

U should wake her up with a broom

phatdaddy62 23

Tuesday 3 April 2012 5:17

Upside her head!

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Monday 2 April 2012 17:35

I hope you beat that ass.

MDTeddy 13

Monday 2 April 2012 18:02

Wouldn't that make you deaf in one ear or something. I am sure it is possible if it was long term. People need to read a book on common sense.

goddamniluvme 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 4:49

Ur a tard. That comment made no sense. Hope u don't reproduce!

laurenmacias 0

Monday 2 April 2012 19:22

imccdgd 0

Monday 2 April 2012 20:27

Maybe get ur ass up next time earlier

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 2 April 2012 20:49

Ouch.

skyeyez9 24

Monday 2 April 2012 21:28

Did it rip your hair out and part of your scalp with it (especially if she used a Dyson vac).

RebelYell14 4

Tuesday 3 April 2012 0:02

Different levels of funny if your daughter is 4, 14 or 24.

naduskalove 3

Tuesday 3 April 2012 3:07

Damn , that's just messed up ...

impress69 6

Tuesday 3 April 2012 4:22

ooow thats gotta hurt! make sure she cant get hold of the vaccum anymore

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