By dad - 29/06/2009 16:38 - United States

Today, my daughter had just left for a date with her boyfriend. All of a sudden, she runs back in the house screaming "I forgot to take my birth control!" That is not something a father wants to hear. FML
I agree, your life sucks 505
You deserved it 53

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treli1593 0

WHY would she even say that around you?!

Something to keep in mind: Not all girls who take birth control are having sex. Even girls who have boyfriends and are taking BC aren't necessarily having sex. However, it's also really important for girls to take their birth control /every day/ at a specific time, otherwise it really messes up her body. For all anyone knows, she suddenly realized she hadn't taken it that day, and panicked. ... or maybe she's having sex with her boyfriend.

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Lmao! That's awesome, although your daughter sounds slightly retarded..,

dontpanic_fml 32

You guys are all IDIOTS for even suggesting that the dad feel better knowing that his daughter is 'at least being safe'. You're kidding me, right? And, OP, I hate to tell you, but your daughter seems kind of stupid.

Ooh, awkward. But at least she's being careful. Make sure she uses condoms, too! But 17 also makes a good point-- never know.

wow not something i would have screamed around my dad. He would probably call me every 10 minutes.

Good girl! I make my dad pick them up at the pharmacy for me.

Komatose 0

 not something a boyfriend wants to hear either.

jnic 0

You definitely don't need parental approval to get on birth control. Thank god for Planned Parenthood.

*rereads the FML and rubs his eyes* Man, I need to wake up. The FML isn't about her taking birth control, it's about her forgetting it, and feeling the need to freak out about this fact, implying that she's using it to prevent pregnancy. Hopefully that's *not* tantamount to hearing "Grandpa," huh? FYL.

I would take her birth control pills and replace them with sugar pills. Then wait and see what happens.

ohhhhshizzz 0

You are an idiot, she could take those and the have sex with her boyfriend the condom breaks oh look whos pregnant. Just really, shut up.

ohhdamn 0

yeah, it's waay better to have to take care of the kid(:

abouttofly 12

Maybe you should have used birth control.

Right now, it's better than hearing "Grandpa!" Once she's married and with an esatblished, stable household, then the best thing to hear would be "Grandpa."

She's probably really hot. Bc better than nothing