By dad - 29/06/2009 16:38 - United States

Today, my daughter had just left for a date with her boyfriend. All of a sudden, she runs back in the house screaming "I forgot to take my birth control!" That is not something a father wants to hear. FML
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treli1593 0

WHY would she even say that around you?!

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DncrHap 9

Something to keep in mind: Not all girls who take birth control are having sex. Even girls who have boyfriends and are taking BC aren't necessarily having sex. However, it's also really important for girls to take their birth control /every day/ at a specific time, otherwise it really messes up her body. For all anyone knows, she suddenly realized she hadn't taken it that day, and panicked. ... or maybe she's having sex with her boyfriend.

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fxdxhk90 0

You should have kicked her boy friends ass.

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enlitenbank 0

Read all comments and 4ube is probably right though, that she meant a form of condom. However i know a few people who thinks the pills are magic baby stoppers you can take like an aspirin.....

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frickity 0

Hearing your daughter say that is better than hearing her say "I'm pregnant." Obviously she knows that she needs to take birth control. Or if you think about it, a lot of women take birth control to lessen the severity of cramps and PMS.

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Overcast117 5

Today, I learned my daughter is using birth control to take measures against having a baby before she's ready. FML. :|

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mello07 0

It's also better than hearing "I forgot to schedule my abortion!"

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starvingxartist 0

f your life because your daughter is being responsible enough to use birth control if she's having sex? oh, yeah, definitely. what would be much better is if she was running back in saying "i forgot to feed the baby!"

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ohhsnapp 0

hahahahhahahha. ooops! lol that sucks.

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