By ugh - 09/01/2013 01:01 - United States - Saint Clair Shores

Today, my daughter learned a new song. This would be great, except for the lisp her teacher has. I now have a child screaming about the "itchy bitchy spider" at the top of her lungs. FML
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jojimugo 20

Those godamm BItchy spiders

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superBeannn 2

Why didn't she get "spider" wrong as well? Hahaha lisps on selected words only? :p

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BlackBlazeCobra 16

10 years from now bring it up and she'll be the one saying FML

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Sputnikspak 13

My friend's cousin couldn't pronounce 'th' when he first started to talk, it always came out as an 'f' sound. So she got some weird stares when riding the bus with him one day and he points out the window and yells "LOOK MOMMY! IT'S A FIRE ****!" >.>

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Epikouros 31

What's a fire thuck?

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danube_fml 7

So the teacher can't say itsy bitsy, but can say spider fine?

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RedPillSucks 31

Yes. Lisps/speech impediments don't necessarily happen on every word spoken.

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Xx3angelz3xX 11

sounds like Australia...all they have is itchy, bitchy spiders =P

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albsure23 3

How could u even be mad?? That's hysterical!! BTW, I hate spiders. They're the devils creation!

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Rumbelle_fml 22

While the UK (and probably a few other places) might use the lyric "incy wincy spider", the US (which is where OP is from) more commonly sing "itsy bitsy". So no, it shouldn't be "inthy winthy".

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DanielleinDC 33

I'm sorry, OP, but this has me laughing hysterically. I'm sure someday you will laugh about it as well.

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