Kids: Today, my daughter learned a new song. This would be great, except...

By ugh - 09/01/2013 01:01 - United States - Saint Clair Shores

Today, my daughter learned a new song. This would be great, except for the lisp her teacher has. I now have a child screaming about the "itchy bitchy spider" at the top of her lungs. FML

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Today, my daughter, who can pick up spiders and even snakes without flinching, screamed at the top of her lungs because she saw a mouse. Um, what? FML

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By duh - 27/01/2009 08:10 - United States

Today, I sang the "Itsy Bitsy Spider" song with a class of thirty 20-somethings because we're going to be kindergarten teachers. She made us do the hand motions too. FML

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By Soo - 24/12/2020 08:04 - Spain - Archidona

Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML

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By beelover97 - 28/05/2022 18:00

Today, I got a phone call from my daughter’s school. Apparently she stood on top of a table and screamed, “I HAVE SYPHILIS” at the top of her lungs. She’s in kindergarten. Where in the world did she even hear that? FML

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By mintypoison - 14/11/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever she missed a note. I was sick, was getting a migraine from it, and couldn't ask her to stop without her mom yelling at me. FML

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By Bailey - 05/04/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my four year old daughter came up to me with her finger in her ear. She then let me know that her earwax tasted better than the dinner I made. In front of my whole family. FML

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By lorena_v - 10/11/2017 05:00

Today, I screamed at the top of my lungs in the middle of a math test because I saw a spider that wound up being a hairball. My teacher was incredibly sympathetic, taking off only five points for "disrupting our working environment". FML

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By Oily - 16/12/2011 09:08 - New Zealand

Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and said "boo-boo" pointing to her hand. Not paying enough attention, I kissed her hand to make her feel better. She grimaced and said "No dad, bird poo." FML

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By Jess - 30/05/2009 12:48 - United States

Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML

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By numbnuts - 23/09/2013 05:48 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML

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adameeo 21

Wednesday 9 January 2013 9:11

Even better than the original!

jojimugo 20

Wednesday 9 January 2013 9:15

Those godamm BItchy spiders

Comments

melrose90210 10

Thursday 10 January 2013 5:12

That's freakin hilarious! I'm sorry op

carnage45567 10

Thursday 10 January 2013 7:10

She is a genius video it and post it on you tube just imagine all the views of the itchy bitchy spider song lol

Akiminurisa 7

Thursday 10 January 2013 8:09

I love it. Why couldn't I learn that in elementary school? seems hipster now.

gutoputo 4

Thursday 10 January 2013 17:54

Your daughter is epic, be proud of her.

dreamingofawhite 2

Thursday 10 January 2013 20:05

Ha! My daughter had terrible speech when she was young and came home from daycare one day singing at the top of her lungs: "FIVE LITTLE ****** FROGS SITTING ON A ****** LOG..." I almost peed myself laughing!

supernothing10 13

Thursday 10 January 2013 20:43

Sounds like a country song!

cmac86 23

Friday 11 January 2013 10:23

I'm pretty sure we can call that the new term for black widows.

TheMystery13 13

Tuesday 15 January 2013 8:24

Oh come on, that is ******' HILARIOUS!! Lighten up!!

Morgan_Loves_You 5

Friday 1 February 2013 20:17

lol xP

Luerna 13

Wednesday 13 November 2013 15:57

I did the same thing as a kid XD people laughed and thought it was the cutest thing. Don't worry about it! She might even grow out of it, like I have :)