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By Saduglydad - 12/12/2012 16:05 - United States - Houston

Today, my daughter wore my favorite Christmas sweater to an ugly sweater party. FML

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By NotHauteCouture - 10/12/2009 20:52 - United States

Today, we had our annual office Christmas party. The theme of the party was "Ugliest Sweater". The winner was a sweater that I have an exact replica of in my closet. It's my favorite 'special occasion', 'family portrait' and 'holiday' sweater. FML

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By Lisaaa - 27/10/2010 11:47 - Canada

Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents came over to celebrate. One of the presents from her grandparents turned out to be a sweater. She then asked, "Mommy, may I please lie?" When I shook my head no, she exclaimed, "I hate this ugly sweater!" FML

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By ravlol - 25/11/2011 18:08 - United States

Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML

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By mclovin09 - 18/12/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML

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By anyoldnamewilldo - 11/12/2014 16:10 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, I wore what I thought was a hideous sweater from the thrift store for an ugly sweater contest. I've gotten more compliments on it than anything else I've ever worn. I can't even succeed at failure. FML

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By childdreamkiller - 08/12/2011 17:41 - Canada

Today, I took my daughter to see Santa at the mall. When I went to pick her up from Santa's lap, my watch snagged on his beard, pulling it off in front of my daughter and about twenty kids in line. My daughter still isn't speaking to me. FML

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By perenoel - 03/12/2011 16:24 - France

Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML

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By malicious_melons - 07/07/2013 23:41 - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2024 00:00 - United States - Springfield

Today, I was asked, "What do you want for Christmas?" so I sent a link to a personalized "Mama" sweatshirt with my kids' names on it. My mother-in-law is now wearing the sweater I sent, with "Grandma" on it with her grand-kids' names. The same personalized one I'd sent. FML

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By sucks_brah - 25/12/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML

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dwyoung 6

Wednesday 12 December 2012 18:49

hope she wins!

TipOfTheHat 10

Wednesday 12 December 2012 18:49

Kids know best, time to buy a better sweater!

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insanegoldfish 4

Thursday 13 December 2012 8:30

Aww. I would have done the same thing to my mom except as a prank to mess with her. Lol

jnchristensen 8

Thursday 13 December 2012 17:13

Was it your favorite because of its ugliness? If so, win!

Bebbo_fml 21

Thursday 13 December 2012 23:52

hilarious, i wore my mom's today for the same reason :)

Yodelmeister 18

Friday 14 December 2012 0:33

Ydi for caring. What's it matter what your daughter thinks of your fashion sense?

sesor 7

Friday 14 December 2012 8:40

Lmfao

Karma_Geddon 36

Saturday 15 December 2012 13:30

I really thought that being loud with crazy patterns was the point of Christmas sweaters? Too hot here to be a tradition but seems like a fun in movies and tv. Merry Christmas OP =)

Lockjaw2k 5

Sunday 16 December 2012 7:47

There is no such thing as a nice Christmas sweater. They're all fugly as hell.

azhang1066 12

Friday 21 June 2013 23:38

There's a reason no one wears sweaters and especially not Christmas ones. There are no nice looking ones. They are all either ugly or stupid.

zomgbies 17

Thursday 18 July 2013 15:48

who the hell wears Christmas sweaters except to an ugly sweater party? YDI

ecamp12 15

Saturday 8 August 2015 1:54

Anyone else notice OP's username?

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