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It's cruel, but I'd be really tempted to start talking in a Romanian accent and baring my teeth at her at random intervals. Then again, she might stake you if you do that.
Oh wives...
But garlic smells so good!
How hasn't she read this and flipped out already?
That's ridiculous! Even my buddies, Larry the Unicorn and Shamus the Leprechaun think do!
I would blame Stephanie Meyer but she made vampires anything but traditional.
Those are not vampires. Those are the result of Satan eating a bean cheese burrito.
Na sparkling douche bag wanna be vampires don't scare anybody.
Not really. If she believed Twilight vampires were real, she wouldn't worry about garlic. She'd carry a pet werewolf around with her. Or a huge, industrial strength blowtorch.
If you think about it, Twilight vampires are (if you ignore the fact that the Cullens don't feed off humans) much scarier than traditional vampires. They can go out in the day time without bursting into flames, can't be staked, and are impervious to things like crosses, garlic, and silver. They also have various special abilities, such as clairvoyance and mind reading. The only way to kill them is to rip them apart and then burn the remains, which is a near impossible task without a jackhammer since they're made of stone. I can understand why people who are fond of traditional vampires would hate the Twilight series, though.
Sometimes a cry for help is hard to recognize. Sometimes it's not. This is not. Her her some help OP.
She is right, im a vampire
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Get her to a mental health professional. If she's that delusional, she needs medical care.
At least she isn't one of those people praying everyday to become one.