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You could try to start eating kimchee all the time. That would make you smell of garlic and you wouldn't notice her smell as much.
Aw man that stinks...
wait... are YOU a vampire? But seriously, she might be having an affair. After a rendezvous a little garlic powder to cover his cologne and a "fear" of vampires to explain the garlic
Tell her that the Holy Cross helps too. Still better for you if she starts to wear a necklace with Holy Cross that this FML.
I would recommend a hefty dose of Castlevania, but I don't think it would help much in this scenario. Do what you can for your wife, as it seems a bit trying. Hopefully it doesn't become too burdensome.
It all would be okay, if she wasn't so damn smelly...
Stupid is as stupid does
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Get her to a mental health professional. If she's that delusional, she needs medical care.
At least she isn't one of those people praying everyday to become one.