By Anonymous - 04/11/2012 18:14 - Norway - Oslo

Today, my deranged wife somehow became convinced that vampires actually exist. She's now walking around with garlic powder caked into her clothing. I can't get the smell out of my nostrils. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 789
You deserved it 2 375

Same thing different taste

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Get her to a mental health professional. If she's that delusional, she needs medical care.

At least she isn't one of those people praying everyday to become one.

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You could try to start eating kimchee all the time. That would make you smell of garlic and you wouldn't notice her smell as much.

wait... are YOU a vampire? But seriously, she might be having an affair. After a rendezvous a little garlic powder to cover his cologne and a "fear" of vampires to explain the garlic

Tell her that the Holy Cross helps too. Still better for you if she starts to wear a necklace with Holy Cross that this FML.

I would recommend a hefty dose of Castlevania, but I don't think it would help much in this scenario. Do what you can for your wife, as it seems a bit trying. Hopefully it doesn't become too burdensome.

It all would be okay, if she wasn't so damn smelly...

noisebox 1

She's never been the same since the brain injury....

othehugemanatee 8

Did you explain to her that vampires have to be invited in to your home? I mean, there are rules about these things...

SpearD 4

Maybe she put some garlic in your clothes too