Health: Today, my doctor confirmed that the extreme pain I've been experiencing...

By bjevilcat2 - 18/10/2010 18:02 - United States

Today, my doctor confirmed that the extreme pain I've been experiencing is due to a kidney stone. My friend decided this was the time to tell me that passing a kidney stone is the male equivalent of child birth. Hello even more pain. FML

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By kidneystoner - 14/10/2009 04:37 - United States

Today, I passed my kidney stone. After thirteen hours of pain free joy, another one appeared. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 00:22 - United States

Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML

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By Jim - 31/07/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, I went to the hospital for wrenching pains in my abdomen. It turns out I have the largest "non removable" kidney stone my doctor has ever seen. It's the size of a fucking walnut. I have to pass the thing. FML

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By Lorus - 23/08/2011 07:30 - United States

Today, I passed a kidney stone. This is the third one in two years. I'm only 23. FML

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Yup, cool

By fiddlercrab - 10/11/2022 22:00

Today, I had the pleasure of having a kidney stones removal procedure where they hammer your kidneys to break up the stones. Afterwards, the doctor called my wife over the intercom to come to back to the waiting room. She freaks out, runs back, and the doctor says, “I just wanted to show this stone. Cool huh?" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 00:00

Today, I ended up in the hospital for the fourth time since beginning of January due to kidney stones. FML

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By AndI'veHadChildren - 10/10/2017 17:15 - United States

Today, I was passing a kidney stone. I had to go to the ER but had no one to take me, so I drove myself. They made me wait 3 hours because it was suspicious that someone in "so much pain" could drive. It was the largest stone that doctor had seen in his career. FML

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By qwaynick - 21/12/2010 09:25

Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down her pants and tried to pee on our couch. FML

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Ouch

By HelloDrMeAgain - 24/12/2016 14:45

Today, my girlfriend's "sheltered" 15-year-old niece is sharing our tiny home. Shortly after she arrived, I started to pass a kidney stone. I've had 3 hours of vomiting and cold-sweating while pissing acidic blood and a stone in absolute agony. The niece is "traumatized". FML

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Are you?

By lxygrl - 20/07/2019 13:07 - United States - Phenix City

Today, I was told I have kidney stones, kidney infections, and a bladder infection and that I have to get admitted into the hospital. I let my boss know, and she replied, "But you're still coming in for your shift tonight, right?" FML

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shortstuff9519 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 1:19

that sux at least u know what ur wife or future wife goes through

Fortuitous 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 1:19

Damn, you must be in a pissy mood. Try and see if getting stoned will help alleviate your pain.

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jtrain80 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 8:12

sac up and grow a pair.

passlepaul 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 8:19

DAMN

alekiahas 2

Tuesday 19 October 2010 8:23

Cheer up, at least you won't have to pay child support. :)

keeper801 8

Tuesday 19 October 2010 8:27

it is so not the same as child birth. **** i mean if your kidney stone was a ******* 8 lb human then i would feel bad for you. but since it is much smaller. i say ydi for having a penis (hah betcha cant tell im 8 months pregnant)

ImaginaryFoe 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 13:19

First kid? Have you ever had a kidney stone? When you are in labor, remind yourself it could be so much worse. "At least it's not a kidney stone" should be your mantra.

theCamelCaseMan 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 8:29

That's not quite how childbirth works. Lol

RC4524 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 8:42

Been there, done that. It depends on the size and shape of your stone how bad the pain is. I had to have surgery. A kidney stone is a definite FML. Good luck.

misfitSuperStar 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 8:57

I've had 18 kidney stones & they are soooo painful. FYL!!!

Morpheus414 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 9:23

YDI for not knowing that.

laneyjade47 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 9:39

so sad for u. good luck man

munkee_6669 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 10:27

#20 you are just ignorant. Pushing out a jagged shard through a tight fleshy straw is a bit different compared to child birth. Studies prove the female ****** has the greatest elasticity of any body part on a human. Suck it up and shit out your kid.