By tomuchtime - 02/06/2011 08:46

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Today, my doctor told me I have tennis elbow in both arms. I don't play tennis, I just have way too much free time. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

Oh my god! You are a rare 2 hand masturbator. May I have your autograph? Be sure not to break the pen when signing the paper with your strong arms.

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whyXD 13

sounds like you have way too much time in your HANDS.

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alwaysartistic 0

uhh..what?

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LeStab 4

89- There is a saying if you ********** to much you'll go blind.

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TheMonica 0

Niceee. A switch hitter. Not many people can do that. You should be proud!

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christian123qaz 0

I'm not saying this just to be cool or anythig but I us both hands too ... when one gets tired I use the other

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XanderScythe 11

I know, I do the same thing, how is it rare?

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Daviddwd 0

offjacker. just get a fkin gf or a Ho at a club

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SwaggerMelon 6

You never fail me

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perdix 29

Contrary to popular belief, tennis elbow is caused when you use a racquet that is too light, not too heavy. The obvious solution to your problem is that you need to ********** with a heavy tennis racquet. YWIA

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tomister 9

Won't someone please think of the kittens!!

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Kyze_Ninja 10

Don't you mean Mexican babies? Remember every time you **********, Chuck Norris punches a Mexican baby in the face.

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dudeitsdanny 9

I didn't know pens were numbered. Is a pen14 lighter or darker than a pen15?

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SoccerBitch113 0

You're an idiot....

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Twilix01 4

It's obviously a joke... you seem to be the idiot here.

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