By tomuchtime - 02/06/2011 08:46

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Today, my doctor told me I have tennis elbow in both arms. I don't play tennis, I just have way too much free time. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

Oh my god! You are a rare 2 hand masturbator. May I have your autograph? Be sure not to break the pen when signing the paper with your strong arms.

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whyXD 13

sounds like you have way too much time in your HANDS.

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loovemylife 7

OP needs a girlfriend and fast, you deserve it!

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LeStab 4

yes so she can get tennis elbow as well :)

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kportal69 5

I love how you so subtly tell us that you don't play sports you just jerk off way too ****** much. you should try investing in a girlfriend or a pocket pussy. at least the pocket pussy wouldn't be as strenuous as wacking it.

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torio123 27

I didn't know you could invest in a girlfriend O___o

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Stroke_Her_Ace 15

then you've obviously never had one

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geeksaresexy 18

yeah.. you buy shit for her, she sleeps with you.. investing in a girlfriend!

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threer 30

Is that how everyone sees girlfriends? I'm so going on strike or something.

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Oniat 2

Or here's an idea. Get a job. That'll take away all that free time

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heyitsmedillon 0

hey it's fine I ********** with both hands too

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christian123qaz 0

I do to.. when one gets tired I use the other.... I thought everyone did 

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beantownEMT 6

Every time you **********, god kills a kitten.

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fmlsaves 0

if that were true I could singlehandedly cause cats to go extinct (I'm not ambidextrous like OP)

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Sprocket 5

I killed a pussy with another...

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TKrisha_fml 5

You have way to much free time indeed. Go play tennis, you never know you might even get a girlfriend and stop masturbating ovwr pixils

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