By Anonymous - 26/06/2016 12:22 - Australia - West End

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Today, my dog chewed up my $120 dildo. Goodbye, sex life. FML
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MAT1218 7

this is technical but if you're using a *****, no matter how expensive; than you don't have a "sex life". You're masterbating, not having sex.

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DanielleinDC 33

Masturbation is a form of sex. So, yes, this is a sex life.

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Nacelle 7

ever consider it's fun to use one on your woman? She'll thank you for the multiple orgasms. One from it, one from you.

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SteveDudleyUK 10

Your ***** is now well and truly fu***d.

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iamdman 22

get a YDI from me. Wash it and put it away. 150 dollar toys shouldn't be left out for the world to play with. Luckily "anything's a ***** if your brave enough", oh wait wrong app. Carry on.

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Lily_Rain77 25

I agree completely. It's pretty well known that dogs will chew anything, especially if it has to do with the crotch. everything from underwear to ****** should always but put away securely.

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MidnaLink 33

You paid $120 for something that goes up your twat! What, does it have party like and earthquake style vibrations?

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moondoglou420 17

It actually has 3 settings, tender virgin, drunken frat boy, and black thunder.

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HotMamaBBM 11

Well I guess you'll have to go the old fashion way. And use your fingers. Lol

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19foxy81 8

Ain't the a bitch - u got "****-blocked" by ur bitch

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OhPuhleeze 23

Oral B Vitality Plus Floss Action Power Toothbrush is half price at Coles :)

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Xquisite1 28

More like "masturbation life".

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