Animals: Today, my dog climbed onto the dining room table to eat the cat's...

By Anonymous - 21/11/2012 05:00 - United States - Casselberry

Today, my dog climbed onto the dining room table to eat the cat's food. Then whined until I showed him how to get down. He does this every night. My dog is a genius. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML

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FEED ME, HOOMIN

By My cat is special - 21/04/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, my cat ate the dog's food and is now very sick. For the third time. The first time he did it, I was concerned; second time, I was confused. Now I realize he's just an idiot. FML

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Clever boy

By Lisa87 - 21/05/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dog had learned how to open our fridge. He ate the birthday cake I was saving for a friend's surprise party, and to add insult to injury, he'd also apparently thrown the barely digested cake up all over my bed. FML

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By 2k16 - 17/03/2016 02:48 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I came home to find that my dog had figured out how to open the fridge again. He'd helped himself to raw eggs and crab. FML

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By Z3R0G5 - 06/01/2014 23:00 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my dog found out how to turn my Xbox off. So whenever he wants attention, guess what he does. FML

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Obey, human

By Anonymous - 28/02/2023 12:00

Today, after struggling to fall asleep due to stress, my cat decided to wake me up by standing on me and meowing until I got up. Just for me to show him that my boyfriend had already put food in his dish. FML

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By FishFlingingMonkey - 22/08/2015 03:55 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML

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By conbon123 - 29/04/2013 07:20 - United States - Beaverton

Today, my dog became scared of his own food bowl. He now barks for ages every time he sees it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2023 18:00 - Australia

Today, my little Pomeranian dog got onto the kitchen bench by jumping onto the washing basket, the bookcase, and over the window sill, and ate my daughter's birthday cake while I was in the bathroom. FML

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Clever boy

By Anonymous - 28/01/2023 02:30

Today, I found out my dog can open the fridge. Now I have no food left. FML

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ariverperson 11

Wednesday 21 November 2012 12:20

the cats food is kept on the dining room table? ew...

Bob_Cat_fml 14

Wednesday 21 November 2012 12:17

Genius enough to understand that you can be tricked every day the same way …

Comments

btz1231 3

Wednesday 21 November 2012 13:17

here's a d*** idea move the food!!!!

KawiRacer69 5

Wednesday 21 November 2012 16:11

Mabye "smart" can be used?

purduepitney 10

Wednesday 21 November 2012 13:19

Sounds like your the genius. Putting the cat food in the same place expecting different results.

mau5_17 0

Thursday 22 November 2012 7:57

Lmaoooo ur comeback was genius and very true

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 21 November 2012 13:21

Every night? Your dog sounds like a genius compared to you. Move the cat food to another spot so he can't get to it. :P

PsychoBitch666 8

Wednesday 21 November 2012 13:23

"Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over, expecting different results" Well, you're definitely not the genius in this story.

Duceswild99 19

Wednesday 21 November 2012 13:23

So your dog works for Apple?

beautycrush495 10

Wednesday 21 November 2012 13:27

Seeing as though this situation is not sanitary at all... I hope you don't eat off that table

chellyX92 8

Wednesday 21 November 2012 21:48

I was thinking the same. Cats walk in where they poop and pee. Dogs do the same. This FML made me cringe a bit, but that's just me.

allforus 5

Wednesday 21 November 2012 22:27

I gagged a little, too. Or a lot.

ballpython 15

Wednesday 21 November 2012 13:30

next time leave the dog up there. when he figures out he is stuck he will reconsider doing it again.

daringtoride 27

Wednesday 21 November 2012 14:18

But then he could hurt himself trying to get down. As annoying as it might be, I would prefer to help my dog down rather than pay a vet bill for a broken leg or something :P This sounds like something my dog would do, even though he's quite smart (and shows it everyday.) They just have really dumb moments, like humans!