Animals: Today, my dog climbed onto the dining room table to eat the cat's...

By Anonymous - 21/11/2012 05:00 - United States - Casselberry

Today, my dog climbed onto the dining room table to eat the cat's food. Then whined until I showed him how to get down. He does this every night. My dog is a genius. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML

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By My cat is special - 21/04/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, my cat ate the dog's food and is now very sick. For the third time. The first time he did it, I was concerned; second time, I was confused. Now I realize he's just an idiot. FML

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By Lisa87 - 21/05/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dog had learned how to open our fridge. He ate the birthday cake I was saving for a friend's surprise party, and to add insult to injury, he'd also apparently thrown the barely digested cake up all over my bed. FML

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By 2k16 - 17/03/2016 02:48 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I came home to find that my dog had figured out how to open the fridge again. He'd helped himself to raw eggs and crab. FML

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By Z3R0G5 - 06/01/2014 23:00 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my dog found out how to turn my Xbox off. So whenever he wants attention, guess what he does. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2023 12:00

Today, after struggling to fall asleep due to stress, my cat decided to wake me up by standing on me and meowing until I got up. Just for me to show him that my boyfriend had already put food in his dish. FML

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By FishFlingingMonkey - 22/08/2015 03:55 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML

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By conbon123 - 29/04/2013 07:20 - United States - Beaverton

Today, my dog became scared of his own food bowl. He now barks for ages every time he sees it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2023 18:00 - Australia

Today, my little Pomeranian dog got onto the kitchen bench by jumping onto the washing basket, the bookcase, and over the window sill, and ate my daughter's birthday cake while I was in the bathroom. FML

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Clever boy

By Anonymous - 28/01/2023 02:30

Today, I found out my dog can open the fridge. Now I have no food left. FML

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ariverperson 11

Wednesday 21 November 2012 12:20

the cats food is kept on the dining room table? ew...

Bob_Cat_fml 14

Wednesday 21 November 2012 12:17

Genius enough to understand that you can be tricked every day the same way …

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merryhappy1887 20

Wednesday 21 November 2012 17:55

You're not very smart yourself... Move the cat food duh.

sacredeye73 11

Wednesday 21 November 2012 18:02

Ewwwww.... You feed your cat on your dining room table?

allsmilesnow88 5

Wednesday 21 November 2012 18:38

Well find somewhere else to put the cat food dummy!

writergirl23 19

Wednesday 21 November 2012 19:41

And you have the cat food on the table.

daytoday21 10

Wednesday 21 November 2012 19:59

Sounds like you're the genius- maybe learn from experience?

spottyblanket 8

Wednesday 21 November 2012 20:05

There are a lot of diseases you can get from animals OP, don't feed your cat on the table--that is disgusting! I wouldn't eat at your place. An animal gets fed on the floor, away from your food. YDI.

Raesin 21

Wednesday 21 November 2012 20:34

Yea, imagine eating next to another human! You could get flu, ringworm, typhoid fever, leprosy, smallpox or any number of diseases they carry. How disgusting! In other words, it's no more disgusting than sitting next to your mother while you eat at thanksgiving. or sitting next to someone on a bus/train etc.

183933 6

Wednesday 21 November 2012 21:10

I find soooo many things wrong with your post. Letting your cat and dog eat off of the same table that your family and friends do... And apparently all you're concerned with is how stupid your dog is... WTF is wrong with you?

Twisted_Angel 17

Wednesday 21 November 2012 21:22

Why do you feed your cat on the dining room table? do you know how dirty that is? cat's carry feces particles in their feet, and you let it eat on the table. that's disgusting. my animals know they aren't even allowed in the kitchen, or the dining room. it amazes me how gross people are when it comes to animals and the places they eat. smh, enjoy your sickness.