By aaalias34 - 26/02/2010 11:13 - United States

Today, my dog farted. Immediately, he turned around to sniff his stink then furiously licked his butthole. He then licked my nose. FML
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CallMeHush 0

The face has changed but the breath's the same.

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knockasauras 0

OP got off from it, unadmittedly. She posted the FML because all her friends saw it happen and she didn't wanna be judged and disowned for being a freak, knowing deep inside that *********** is what gets her going.

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angrynegro7 16

Hey! It's inter-species erotica, fucko! :D

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Fedor_is_KING 0

Clerks 2 FTW! This does sound like the begin of a very bad "special interst" video....uhh, not that I'd know.

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sentient 10

unless your dog is the size of a horse, YDI

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Anonnamus 0

Is the OP the same guy that couldn't outrun the drunk senior citizen? That would explain a lot...

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youthink_fml 0

You watched him do all that then let him get that close to your face, knowing he was going to try to lick you? Just baby steps to licking it yourself?

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korn247 5

YDI... you smelt his fart, saw him lick his butthole, then let him lick your nose!! do you live in the backwoods with other hicks??

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paul924 0

well all dogs love licking another dogs rear, so I guess he was spot on

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neonskittzy 0

and you stayed there why... ydi you could have moved.

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LtHoward 0

LOL Sorry but that's hilarious. Hopefully you washed your face after that ordeal =P

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