By aaalias34 - 26/02/2010 11:13 - United States

Today, my dog farted. Immediately, he turned around to sniff his stink then furiously licked his butthole. He then licked my nose. FML
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Same thing different taste

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glasgowsmile 0

lmao that is some funny shit though messes up

VolcomTL 0

Welcome to my favorite list. :D

There's nothing wrong with licking, but if it just licked it's arse, don't let it lick your face right after, pretty simple. I only allow my dog to lick my face before a shower or before I wash my face... there is no in between face licking.

Thanks for making me laugh out loud after the misogyny-fest at the appendix-FML.

At least the dog didn't lick your mouth. I am sooo grossed out when I see people being all smoochy with their dogs and they are licking inside their mouth, then you mention how it's gross and they say "well their mouths are cleaner than humans". No, no they are not. We use antibacterial mouthwash, they eat shit. Shit equals E.coli. A bacteria found in your colon. It does not belong in your mouth. lol I know nobody has said that, but I'm waiting for the comment to be made. Dogs do have good bacteria in their mouths that benefit THEM, not US. They lick their wounds to heal them and it works alright enough, however, you let that dog lick a cut on you, look out, it's gonna get nasty.

useless ppl allowing dogs to lick their body parts...it is considered gross

LadyAshley 0

Damn, I loled hard core! My dog does that. She farts then sniffs her ass, it's so gross and so funny that she like sniffing her own fart ridden ass! Haha

It's surprising that a dogs mouth is cleaner then a humans.

Ladies & gentlemen, this is why I have no dog.